Articles in the category "world"
Entertainment Editor's Note 1/17 (01-17-2012)God Six Decades Behind On Answering Prayers (11-29-2011)
Sesame Street Introduces New Anti-Semitic Character (11-08-2011)
Saudi Arabian Women Granted Right To Vote Against Furthering Women’s Rights (10-11-2011)
Report: Everyone Generally An Asshole (09-20-2011)
Gadhafi Last Seen With Waldo On The Outskirts Of Tripoli (09-06-2011)
Don’t Worry, We’re Scientists; The Aquifer Fish Will Be Fine | TransCanada CEO Russ Girling (09-06-2011)
Give Me 5 Minutes And I'll Make You An Intellectual | By The Wikipedia Page For James Joyce's "Ulysses" (04-05-2011)
Radiation Threatens Japan, McRib Is Back (04-05-2011)
The Strokes | “Angles” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
Meat Puppets | Interview (04-05-2011)
Childish Gambino | “EP” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
Ousted Tunisian President Enjoying Early Retirement (02-15-2011)
Burmese Dissident Experiences Internet, Rethinks Free Speech (02-01-2011)
CNN Capitalizes On Capitalizing On Tragedy (02-01-2011)
Egyptian Protesters Finally Overthrow King Tut (02-01-2011)
With George Clooney’s Help, American Successfully Locates Darfur On A Map (01-18-2011)
Editor's Note 1/18 (01-18-2011)
JK Rowling Personally Bails Out Ireland (12-07-2010)
Anarchist Moves To Somalia, No Longer Anarchist (12-07-2010)
Editor's Note 12/7 (12-07-2010)
For Immediate Release: Miley Cyrus Now 18 (11-23-2010)
Hipster Abandons Charity, Claiming It's Too Well Known (11-23-2010)
Study Shows Negative Correlation Between Between Bitches, Money (11-23-2010)
Bored Hugo Chavez Nationalizes Golf Courses (11-09-2010)
Chilean Miner Misses Peace, Quiet (10-26-2010)
55 Year "United Nations" Experiment Comes To An End (10-05-2010)
Angry German Filmmaker Announces "District Nein" (09-21-2010)
Tea Time With Libertarian Louie (09-07-2010)
Lutheran Church Built Somewhere Important In Middle East, No One Gets Upset (09-07-2010)
Giant Double Glory Hole Sensation Breeds Illicit Anonymous Hugging (09-07-2010)
Chilean Miners Probably Getting Coal For Christmas (09-07-2010)
Seaworld Pakistan Not As Popular As Expected (09-07-2010)
God Of War III Review (09-07-2010)
StarCraft II Review (09-07-2010)
Corrupt Sudanese Election Commission Reveals New Slogan: "We're Better Than Genocide" (04-27-2010)
Ukraine Disposes Of Nuclear Material In Iran (04-27-2010)
Volcano Eruption In Iceland Reminds Rest Of World That Iceland Is Still A Place (04-27-2010)
Cechnyan Rebels Attack Subway Sandwiches (04-13-2010)
Dubai Sells Man-Made Island To Finance New Man-Made Island (04-13-2010)
Groundbreaking Research Urges Alzheimer’s Patients To Forget Everything They Know About Alzheimer’s (03-30-2010)
Pope Unwilling To Defrock Priest “If 200 Deaf Boys Can't Get It Done” (03-30-2010)
United Nations Refuses Active Role In Shark Fishing Regulations, Genocides (03-30-2010)
MTV's "16 And Pregnant: Afghanistan" Auditions Draw Several Thousand Applicants (03-30-2010)
Church Fears Teens May Still Use Abortion As Birth Control Instead Of Birth Control (03-30-2010)
In New Russian Chat Roulette, One In Every Six Users Shoots You In The Face (03-09-2010)
Impotent Things, Part 1 (03-09-2010)
Cross-Country Skiier Discovers Hill, Smashes Records (02-23-2010)
Student On Study Abroad Relieved He Has Yet To Associate With Any Foreigners (02-23-2010)
Speedskater Apolo Anton Ohno Changes Name To Apolo Anton Ocho Cinco (02-09-2010)
Chinese Citizens Finally Free To Google Search Hot Political Issues, Porn (02-09-2010)
Citing Threat To Republican Principles, French Government To Ban Nicolas Sarkozy In Public Places (02-09-2010)
Kwanzaa Canceled (12-15-2009)
Tiny Tim Dies Of Polio (12-15-2009)
World Outraged At Santa's New Catchphrase: Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night — Except The Jews (12-15-2009)
Jesus Pissed His Birthday So Close To Christmas (12-15-2009)
Melting Rice 'Apparently Possible,' Reports Stoned Guy Making Rice (12-01-2009)
Mormon Slut Will Hold Hands With Just About Anybody (12-01-2009)
Reindeer Pileup Crushes Millions Of Dreams (12-01-2009)
Ethiopian Child Would Have Spent Man’s 15 Cent Donation On Booze, Anyway (12-01-2009)
Interview With Canadian Folk-Rock Band 'The Wooden Sky' (12-01-2009)
Gold Hits Record High, Now Worth Twice Its Weight In Gold (11-17-2009)
GM Pitches New Slogan “Cars: Fewer Minorities And Poor People Than The Bus” (11-03-2009)
UN Representative With Slow Translator Unsure What Everyone Is Applauding About (11-03-2009)
Hipster Scientist Engineers Lowest-Ever V-Neck Shirt (09-22-2009)
Adults Unable To Grasp Even Basics Of New Kids Cereal (09-08-2009)
Joe Garden Guest Editorial: Is This Thing Still Around? (09-08-2009)