Articles in the category "world"
In New Russian Chat Roulette, One In Every Six Users Shoots You In The Face (03-09-2010)Impotent Things, Part 1 (03-09-2010)
Cross-Country Skiier Discovers Hill, Smashes Records (02-23-2010)
Student On Study Abroad Relieved He Has Yet To Associate With Any Foreigners (02-23-2010)
Speedskater Apolo Anton Ohno Changes Name To Apolo Anton Ocho Cinco (02-09-2010)
Chinese Citizens Finally Free To Google Search Hot Political Issues, Porn (02-09-2010)
Citing Threat To Republican Principles, French Government To Ban Nicolas Sarkozy In Public Places (02-09-2010)
Kwanzaa Canceled (12-15-2009)
Tiny Tim Dies Of Polio (12-15-2009)
World Outraged At Santa's New Catchphrase: Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night — Except The Jews (12-15-2009)
Jesus Pissed His Birthday So Close To Christmas (12-15-2009)
Melting Rice 'Apparently Possible,' Reports Stoned Guy Making Rice (12-01-2009)
Mormon Slut Will Hold Hands With Just About Anybody (12-01-2009)
Reindeer Pileup Crushes Millions Of Dreams (12-01-2009)
Ethiopian Child Would Have Spent Man’s 15 Cent Donation On Booze, Anyway (12-01-2009)
Interview With Canadian Folk-Rock Band 'The Wooden Sky' (12-01-2009)
Gold Hits Record High, Now Worth Twice Its Weight In Gold (11-17-2009)
GM Pitches New Slogan “Cars: Fewer Minorities And Poor People Than The Bus” (11-03-2009)
UN Representative With Slow Translator Unsure What Everyone Is Applauding About (11-03-2009)
Hipster Scientist Engineers Lowest-Ever V-Neck Shirt (09-22-2009)
Adults Unable To Grasp Even Basics Of New Kids Cereal (09-08-2009)
Joe Garden Guest Editorial: Is This Thing Still Around? (09-08-2009)