Articles in the category "politics"
Cheney Survives Fifth Heart Attack By Selling Last Shred Of Soul To Satan (03-09-2010)
Scott Brown Comes Out As Bipartisan To Parents (03-09-2010)
Sean Hannity Proves He Can Deepthroat Entire US Constitution  (11-17-2009)
Joe Biden Pretends To Be President In Press Conference To Empty Room (11-17-2009)
Typo Leads To Congress Passing Pubic Healthcare Option (11-03-2009)
Obama Appoints Czar Czar To Overhaul Government Czars (11-03-2009)
Republican Dog Shits First, Asks Questions Later (10-06-2009)
Obama Asks Gov Paterson To Step Aside, No, The Other Way, OK, Now You’re Outside  (10-06-2009)
House Urges Joe Wilson To Use Inside Voice, Turn On Listening Ears (09-22-2009)
Economists: Stimulating The Economy Is Simple – Just Find The E-Spot (09-08-2009)
White House Begins More Liberal Anti-drug Campaign: “Meth Okay, But Just This Once.” (09-08-2009)
Drunken Obama Equally Charismatic (11-11-2008)
McCain Prefers Holiday Inn To Hanoi Hilton (11-11-2008)
The Doctor Hates Women, But Won’t Screw A Dude (11-11-2008)
‘Joe The Plumber’ Cut During Auditions For Village People (10-28-2008)
Michael Phelps Closing Fast In Final Moments Of Presidential Elections  (10-28-2008)
‘Mad Money’ Accurately Depicts Stock Market For First Time In Show’s History (10-28-2008)
Biden Drops Baby: Mother, Obama Supporter, ‘Honored’ (10-28-2008)
America Demands China To Recall Chopsticks: ‘They Don’t Work Good’ (10-28-2008)
Frantic Congress Announces All Money Now Worth Double (10-28-2008)
Poll: 67% Of Americans Prefer SNL Sara Palin (10-28-2008)
Candidate Justifies Complicated Policy Decision With A Single Anecdote (10-14-2008)
McCain Promises Nation’s Youth Hard Candies If Elected (10-14-2008)
Darn Right Sarah Palin Will Betcha She’s [words To Fill Space] Good At Memorizing (10-14-2008)
Anti-lobbyist Lobby Lobbies Against Washington Lobbying  (10-14-2008)
12 Percent Of Americans Believe Barack Obama To Be Malevolent Space Lizard (09-30-2008)
Younger Sister Defies Repeated Warnings To Stop Hitting Self (09-30-2008)
Bush Coasting To End Of Presidency, Planning Tricks (09-30-2008)
Wedding Rings Worth More Than Institution Of Marriage (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With The Nation's 'Foxiest' Democrat, Scott Kleeb (09-30-2008)
Prophets Jesus, Mohammed Faceoff In Holy Scriptures Sales Competition (02-19-2008)