Articles in the category "politics"
Nation Ends Unhealthy Relationship With South Carolina Following Gingrich Win (01-31-2012)Romney Announces Fight For State’s Rights To Party (01-31-2012)
Advice From Man Who’s Cleared Out A Few Infestations In His Time | By: Joe Biden (01-31-2012)
President Obama Signs Controversial Diner Bill (01-17-2012)
Promise Of Some New Dope Shit Forces Congress To Loosen Border Security (12-06-2011)
Completed Version Of A Previously Incomplete Thought | By Rick Perry (11-29-2011)
I Hope I Can Kill The Next One Myself | By Barack Obama (11-08-2011)
Ohio Police Hunt Escaped Joe Biden (10-25-2011)
NAACP Revokes Obama's Race Card (10-25-2011)
Economy Admits It Has Been Prescribed Antidepressants. (09-20-2011)
Only Eligible Candidate Takes District By Storm (09-06-2011)
Obama Awarded Presidency After Republicans Fail To Nominate Actual Candidate (04-19-2011)
Congress Votes To Defund Itself (04-05-2011)
Biden Lost In Anderson Cooper’s Eyes (04-05-2011)
Zac Lee Already Missing Spring Game (04-05-2011)
CNN Becomes Charlie Sheen’s Live-In Girlfriend (03-15-2011)
Joe Biden Caught Texting Again During State Of Union Address (02-01-2011)
John Boehner Reads Whole Of Green Eggs And Ham Aloud To Congress (01-18-2011)
Nervous Congress Bans Everything Related To Violence (01-18-2011)
Joe Biden Brings Live Mallard To Senate Session (11-23-2010)
After Returning Keys To GOP, Democrats Asked For Gas Money (11-23-2010)
Russ Feingold Get Congress' Dog In Bitter Divorce (11-09-2010)
After Long, Hard Campaign, Boehner Erected Speaker Of The House (11-09-2010)
Latest Wikileak Alleges Biden Can Speak English (11-09-2010)
Michelle And Rahm Are Just Friends, Everybody By Barack Obama (09-21-2010)
Historians Call Hurricane Katrina President Bush's Katrina (09-07-2010)
The Myriad Misadventures Of Liberal Mike: Return To Walden Pond (04-27-2010)
Obama Grants Gays And Lesbians Access To Watch Loved Ones Die (04-27-2010)
Tea Party Activists Intentionally Contract Deadly Diseases In Attempt To “Bankrupt Obamacare” (03-30-2010)
John Boehner Leads Congressional White Caucus In Fight Against 'Racist' Tanning Salon Tax (03-30-2010)
Cheney Survives Fifth Heart Attack By Selling Last Shred Of Soul To Satan (03-09-2010)
Scott Brown Comes Out As Bipartisan To Parents (03-09-2010)
Sean Hannity Proves He Can Deepthroat Entire US Constitution (11-17-2009)
Joe Biden Pretends To Be President In Press Conference To Empty Room (11-17-2009)
Typo Leads To Congress Passing Pubic Healthcare Option (11-03-2009)
Obama Appoints Czar Czar To Overhaul Government Czars (11-03-2009)
Republican Dog Shits First, Asks Questions Later (10-06-2009)
Obama Asks Gov Paterson To Step Aside, No, The Other Way, OK, Now You’re Outside (10-06-2009)
House Urges Joe Wilson To Use Inside Voice, Turn On Listening Ears (09-22-2009)
Economists: Stimulating The Economy Is Simple – Just Find The E-Spot (09-08-2009)
White House Begins More Liberal Anti-drug Campaign: “Meth Okay, But Just This Once.” (09-08-2009)
Drunken Obama Equally Charismatic (11-11-2008)
McCain Prefers Holiday Inn To Hanoi Hilton (11-11-2008)
The Doctor Hates Women, But Won’t Screw A Dude (11-11-2008)
‘Joe The Plumber’ Cut During Auditions For Village People (10-28-2008)
Michael Phelps Closing Fast In Final Moments Of Presidential Elections (10-28-2008)
‘Mad Money’ Accurately Depicts Stock Market For First Time In Show’s History (10-28-2008)
Biden Drops Baby: Mother, Obama Supporter, ‘Honored’ (10-28-2008)
America Demands China To Recall Chopsticks: ‘They Don’t Work Good’ (10-28-2008)
Frantic Congress Announces All Money Now Worth Double (10-28-2008)
Poll: 67% Of Americans Prefer SNL Sara Palin (10-28-2008)
Candidate Justifies Complicated Policy Decision With A Single Anecdote (10-14-2008)
McCain Promises Nation’s Youth Hard Candies If Elected (10-14-2008)
Darn Right Sarah Palin Will Betcha She’s [words To Fill Space] Good At Memorizing (10-14-2008)
Anti-lobbyist Lobby Lobbies Against Washington Lobbying (10-14-2008)
12 Percent Of Americans Believe Barack Obama To Be Malevolent Space Lizard (09-30-2008)
Younger Sister Defies Repeated Warnings To Stop Hitting Self (09-30-2008)
Bush Coasting To End Of Presidency, Planning Tricks (09-30-2008)
Wedding Rings Worth More Than Institution Of Marriage (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With The Nation's 'Foxiest' Democrat, Scott Kleeb (09-30-2008)
Prophets Jesus, Mohammed Faceoff In Holy Scriptures Sales Competition (02-19-2008)