Articles in the category "national"
California Introduces "Three Strikes, We Kill You" Law (03-09-2010)Fox News Reports: Most Pro-choice Supporters Actually Pro-Death (03-09-2010)
National Organization For Women Unable To Prove They Don't Belong In The Kitchen (03-09-2010)
Charles Barkley Mistakenly Devours Box Of Rocks (03-09-2010)
Lord GaGa To Divorce Wife (03-09-2010)
America Recalls 10 Million Toyota Consumers (02-23-2010)
Seeking 200 Million Viewers, NBC Renames Winter Olympics ‘All-Girl Hottie Hot Make-Out Time’ (02-09-2010)
All-American Basketball League Seeks To Restore Civility, Dignity Of All-White Sports (02-09-2010)
Obama Pledges To Talk More About Making Decisions In Second Year (02-09-2010)
America Sees Earthquake In Haiti As Wakeup Call, Thankful No One Was Hurt (01-26-2010)
Multibillion Dollar Robotics Grant Rescinded After Prototype Fails The “Can You Fuck It?” Test (01-26-2010)
Demi Moore To Appear On ‘SuperNanny’ With Disobedient Ashton Kutcher (01-26-2010)
Disgraced Senator Harry Reid Ordered To Speak In ‘Negro Dialect’ For One Month (01-26-2010)
Rachel Maddow Edges Out Anderson Cooper For Sexiest Man In Journalism (01-26-2010)
Licket Split Sex Column: Once Again, Herman To The Rescue (01-26-2010)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Stop At Nothing To Get His Son Season's Hottest Gift (12-15-2009)
Santa Loses Mind After Realizing He Doesn't Exist (12-15-2009)
Pagans Fear People Forgetting True Meaning Of Winter Solstice (12-15-2009)
Warren Buffett Buys Union Pacific, Completing 1:1 Scale Train Set (12-01-2009)
Irritated Boyfriend Ends Tense Two-Hour Standoff Between Local Woman, Spider (12-01-2009)
Conversation Turns Awkward When Shih Tzu Walks In On Dog Joke (12-01-2009)
Creator Of Heartwarming, Holiday-Themed Commercial Goes Home To Empty House (12-01-2009)
'Paranormal Activity' Director To Flick Lights On And Off, Make Spooky Noises (12-01-2009)
Ian McKellen To Light Big, Gay, Protest Fire Under America’s Ass (12-01-2009)
Monsanto Patents Method For Extracting Plants From Soil (11-17-2009)
Interview With GWAR (11-17-2009)
BET To Premiere Made-For-TV Movie 'Where My Wild Things At?' (11-17-2009)
J.D. Salinger Crumples Up Yet Another Story About Troubled Boy From New York (11-17-2009)
Iowa’s Exotic Ice Sculpture Industry Booming After Gay Marriage Amendment (11-17-2009)
Alabama Fondly Recalls A Time When It Had Class, Slavery (11-17-2009)
Release Of DJ Hero Praised By Parents Hoping To Keep Their Embarrassingly Douchie Kids Away From Public (11-17-2009)
Study: One In Five Dentists Wouldn’t Put Colgate Brand Toothpaste Anywhere Near Their Mouth (11-17-2009)
Brendan Fraser Wears George Of The Jungle Costume For 3rd Straight Halloween (11-03-2009)
Lindbergh Baby Found Hiding In The Attic (11-03-2009)
Lazy Patriot Hoping Flags Are At Half-Staff Today (11-03-2009)
Gay Community Cannot Wait To Exercise Right To Die In Middle East (11-03-2009)
FDA Bans Flavored Lube In Attempt To Curb Teen Pregnancy (11-03-2009)
Duck Census Challenges Core Beliefs Of Ducks Unlimited (10-06-2009)
Learned Man Pronounces ‘learned’ Like A Bitch (10-06-2009)
Woman Lives Vicariously Through Yorkshire Terrier (10-06-2009)
Porn Industry Plans To Take Great Care Of Your Estranged Daughter (10-06-2009)
KKK To Don Throwbacks To Commemorate 300th Consecutive Meeting Without Someone Forgetting To Bring Snacks (10-06-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Painting The Perfect Scene To Whip It Out, Herman Style (10-06-2009)
Chuck Klosterman Interview With Exclusive Excerpt From Upcoming Book "Eating The Dinosaur" (10-06-2009)
Hannah Montana Catches Rare Disease That Only Merchandise Sales Can Cure (09-22-2009)
Patrick Swayze To Star In “Ghost” Sequel (09-22-2009)
Study: Misogyny Up Nationwide, According To Some Dumb Bitch (09-22-2009)
MLK’s Son Finally Judged By Content Of His Character, Wishes Dad Had Set Different Standard (09-22-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - A Balancing Act: America And Egg Rolls (09-22-2009)
Interview With Peasant (09-22-2009)
"UP" DVD Release May Traumatize Kids Whose Grandfathers Were Carried Away By Balloons (09-08-2009)
Joaquin Phoenix Forgoes Budding Rap Career, Decides To Become Unicorn Instead (09-08-2009)
FBI Reveal ‘Handgun Killer’ Repeatedly Shoots Bullets From Handgun Into Victims (09-08-2009)
Seattle Pre-Intelligencer Unsurprised By Collapse Of Rival Paper (09-08-2009)
Hurricane Nigel Stays Off Coast, Yells British Insults At Florida (09-08-2009)
TLC To Debut 'Jon Minus Nine' (09-08-2009)
Interview With Bill Scheft (09-08-2009)