Articles in the category "national"
Seeds | Saturday Night Live: Grace Kelly Sketch (01-31-2012)Seeds Film Review | Haywire (01-31-2012)
Lana Del Ray | Album Review (01-31-2012)
Entertainment Editor's Note 1/31 (01-31-2012)
Editor's Note 1/31 (01-31-2012)
Tennis | Interview (01-31-2012)
Fionn Regan | Interview (01-31-2012)
Seeds | The Blurring Line Between Film And TV (01-17-2012)
Seal | Feature Interview (01-17-2012)
Seeds Asks: What Impact Does Piracy Have On Your Records/Fanbase? (01-17-2012)
Report: Eating Like A Fatass May Cause Obesity (01-17-2012)
Seeds | Archer: Comedy’s Perfect Storm (01-17-2012)
It’s Been Three Days, Are You Ever Going To Change Those Pants? | By Your Stalker (01-17-2012)
"RA Scion" : Extensive Behind The Mic With The Voice Of Common Market & Victor Shade (12-06-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 12/6 (12-06-2011)
The Black Keys | ”El Camino” | Album Review (12-06-2011)
Jerry Sandusky Starts Program For At-Risk Lawyers (12-06-2011)
Sense Of Self-Loathing Bolstered By Crappy Personality, Stupid Hair Cut (12-06-2011)
Ndamukong Suh Eats Pregnant Woman (12-06-2011)
I'm Putting Money On Todd Haley Getting Fired | By Todd Haley (12-06-2011)
Sex With Prostitute Forces Man To Run For Senate (12-06-2011)
Pervert Report: Pornography Debate Ruined By Lack Of Naked Lesbians (11-29-2011)
Seeds | Video Games: Audience As Art (11-29-2011)
J.D. Salinger Refusing To Influence Future Generations (11-29-2011)
"We Heart NY" | An Interview With Samuel (11-29-2011)
"Some Nights" | An (Extended!) Interview With Fun. (11-29-2011)
Childish Gambino | "Camp" | Album Review (11-29-2011)
Melancholia | Film Review (11-29-2011)
Electoral College To Adopt BCS-Style Ranking System (11-29-2011)
“Changing Atmospheres” : An Interview With Ra Ra Riot (11-21-2011)
Nervous 'Siri' Reluctant To Enter Bathroom Stall With Student (11-08-2011)
Blackfaced Ira Glass To Host New Radio Program ‘This Urban Life’ (11-08-2011)
Florence + The Machine | "Ceremonials" | Album Review (11-08-2011)
Occupy Wall Street Named Best Music Festival Of 2011 (10-25-2011)
Half-Eaten Bag Of Cheetos Wins Miss America Pageant (10-25-2011)
Tom Osborne Left At Iowa Truck Stop (10-25-2011)
I'm Usually Against Abortion, But Becky Has No Business Being A Mother | By God (10-25-2011)
Microsoft Hosts Zune Funeral Service Inside Custodial Closet (10-25-2011)
"Rooftops & Alleyways" | An Interview With The Cold War Kids (10-25-2011)
"Manchester Orchestra Is Inside / Out" | An Interview With Jon Corley & Chris Freeman (10-25-2011)
Occupy Wall Street Protest Turns Into Stirring Steve Jobs Memorial (10-11-2011)
Area Man Refuses To Think Of Ryan Gosling As Anything But That Guy From The Notebook (10-11-2011)
Biden Cock-Blocks Obama (10-11-2011)
Mayer Hawthorne | Album Review (10-11-2011)
Battlefield 3 | Video Game Review (10-11-2011)
Feist Album Review (10-11-2011)
The Ides Of March | Film Review (10-11-2011)
AUSTIN CITY LIMITS 2011 (10-10-2011)
Jobs Act To Support Creation Of 300-Foot Laser Cat (09-20-2011)
The Drums | Interview (09-20-2011)
Lonely Tax To Charge Citizens $1 Every Time They Masturbate (09-20-2011)
Same Sitcom Premise To Be Used By 20 New Shows This Fall (09-20-2011)
New Girl | TV Review (09-20-2011)
St. Vincent | Album Review (09-20-2011)
Minecraft | Game Review (09-20-2011)
Warrior | Film Review (09-20-2011)
Budget Concerns Force GOP Nominees To Split ‘Cracker Barrel’ Groupon (09-20-2011)
Smokey Bear Recommends Chewing Tobacco (09-20-2011)
American Jobs Act Is Destroying Real America | By Rick Perry (09-20-2011)
Blitzen Trapper | Feature Interview (09-20-2011)
Biden Pierces Right Ear In Support Of Gay Rights (09-06-2011)
Toyota Issues Recall Of 2011-Model Japanese Prime Minister (09-06-2011)
Sexual Tension At Church Camp Broken By Sex (09-06-2011)
Beirut | Interview (09-06-2011)
Seeds | In Defense Of Remakes (09-06-2011)
Why We Love Louie (09-06-2011)
Mister Heavenly | Interview (09-06-2011)
Girls | Album Review (09-06-2011)
The Hangover, Part II | Film Review (05-31-2011)
Goo Goo Dolls | Interview (04-19-2011)
Make-A-Wish Recipient Regrets Wish (04-19-2011)
Biden Hopes Nation Will Come To His Piano Recital (04-19-2011)
Adoring Fan Meets Chris Brown, Walks Into Door (04-19-2011)
MC Obama Spits Budget Proposal To Nation (04-19-2011)
Serial Killers Today Have No Passion | Ted Bundy (04-19-2011)
Foo Fighters | Album Review (04-19-2011)
TV On The Radio | Album Review (04-19-2011)
Cameron McGill & What Army | “Is A Beast” | Album Review (04-18-2011)
I Killed Your Girlfriend, Now We Can Be Together | By Taylor Swift (04-05-2011)
Disney Sending Pictures Of Disney World To Poor Families (04-05-2011)
Lonely Man Runs Out Of Lotion (04-05-2011)
Local Trash Defies Mother, Takes Self Out (04-05-2011)
Sarah McLachlan’s Voice Linked To Sad Pet Syndrome (04-05-2011)
Poetry | Film Review (04-05-2011)
White Denim | Interview (04-05-2011)
It’s True | “Another Afterlife” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
Surprisingly Coherent Biden Speech Ruined By The Word “Booyah” (03-15-2011)
Happy Meals Renamed “Self-Loathing Meals” (03-15-2011)
Michael Bay Finishes Filming Transformers 3, Moves On To Script (03-15-2011)
Iron & Wine | Interview (03-15-2011)
Tom Gabel Of Against Me! | Full Interview (03-15-2011)
"Lasers" | Lupe Fiasco | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Rural Alberta Advantage | "Departing" | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Noah And The Whale | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Happy Thank You More Please | Movie Review (03-15-2011)
The Dodos | "No Color" | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Dropkick Murphys, Against Me! | Val Air Ballroom | Concert Review (03-15-2011)
Editor's Note 3/15 (03-15-2011)
Mountain Goats | "All Eternals Deck" | Album Review (03-14-2011)
Dropkick Murphys | "Going Out In Style" | Album Review (03-02-2011)
Grammy Award Costs "Arcade Fire" Majority Of Fan Base (03-01-2011)
Greece Riots To Remind World They Were First (03-01-2011)
Phoenix University Grants Student Medical License With Purchase Of “Scrubs: The Complete Series” (03-01-2011)
Revised Edition Of “Roots” Contains Twelve Words (03-01-2011)
Divorce Rates Lead To All Time High In Home School Dropouts (03-01-2011)
Dropkick Murphys | Interview (03-01-2011)
Radiohead | “The King Of Limbs” | Album Review (03-01-2011)
Adele | “21” | Album Review (03-01-2011)
Justified | TV Review (03-01-2011)
Low Anthem | Smart Flesh | Album Review (03-01-2011)
Smith Westerns | Concert Review (03-01-2011)
Toro Y Moi | Interview (03-01-2011)
Guy In Mom’s Basement Can Fix Eastern Conflicts, He Tells Computer Screen (02-15-2011)
New National Anthem Lyrics Unveiled At Super Bowl XLV (02-15-2011)
Roger Waters Denied Chance To Eat Pudding (02-15-2011)
Biden Accidentally Joins NAMBLA (02-15-2011)
Everyone Who Stole My Album Is About To Die | Conor Oberst (02-15-2011)
It’s Time For Sarah Palin To Save America | Libertarian Louie (02-15-2011)
Porn Critic Gives Black Swan An "F" (02-15-2011)
Just Go With It | Film Review (02-15-2011)
Decemberists | Concert Review (02-15-2011)
Bright Eyes | Album Review (02-15-2011)
Portlandia | TV Review (02-15-2011)
Strike Gently | Interview Pt II (02-15-2011)
Andrew Bird | Album Review (02-11-2011)
Best Coast | Interview (02-01-2011)
GOP Policy Of “La La La La, I Can’t Hear You!” Continues (02-01-2011)
I Finally Litter-Trained My Favorite Niece (02-01-2011)
Adam Sessler | Feature Interview (02-01-2011)
Iron And Wine | Album Review (02-01-2011)
Cold War Kids | “Mine Is Yours” | Album Review (02-01-2011)
Skins [US] | TV Review (02-01-2011)
LBP 2 | Game Review (02-01-2011)
Archer | TV Review (02-01-2011)
Californication | TV Review (02-01-2011)
Howl | Film Review (02-01-2011)
Parks And Recreation | TV Review (02-01-2011)
The Apples In Stereo | Interview (01-24-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 1/18 (01-18-2011)
Dead Birds And Fish Linked To Captain Planet's Recent Drug Abuse (01-18-2011)
Twitchy Obama Keeps Reminding Everyone How Long It’s Been Since His Last Cigarette (01-18-2011)
Biden Fails Drug Test Again (01-18-2011)
Popular Book May Lead Young Girls To Get Dragon Tattoos (01-18-2011)
The Decemberists | “The King Is Dead” | Album Review (01-18-2011)
Social Distortion | "Hard Times And Nursery Rhymes" | Album Review (01-18-2011)
Tiny Furniture | Film Review (01-18-2011)
The Green Hornet | Film Review (01-18-2011)
Cage The Elephant "Thank You Happy Birthday" | Review (01-18-2011)
Oscar Nomination To Go To Whoever Says "Fuck You" In Boston Accent (01-18-2011)
"Colored With Nostalgia" : An Interview With Cameron McGill (01-18-2011)
TRON: Legacy | Film Review (01-02-2011)
The Fighter | Film Review (01-02-2011)
Gorillaz "The Fall" | Album Review (12-28-2010)
Kanye West Claims This Shit Is Fucking Ridiculous (12-07-2010)
The League | TV Review (12-07-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 12/7 (12-07-2010)
Deadmau5 4 X 4 = 12 | Album Review (12-07-2010)
Child Appeals “Naughty” Designation To Supreme Court (12-07-2010)
I Love You Phillip Morris | Film Review (12-07-2010)
Look At That, Washington Has Already Corrupted My Beloved Tea Party By Libertarian Louie (12-07-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 11/23 (11-23-2010)
Ke$ha | Album Review (11-23-2010)
Benji Hughes | Interview (11-23-2010)
Why Doesn't Everyone Just Inherit Billions In Wal-Mart Stock Like Me? By Jim Walton (11-23-2010)
Lesbian Child Abuse Just Really Subtle, Christians Report (11-23-2010)
"Conan" | TV Review (11-23-2010)
New Study Finds Alcohol More Fun Than Heroin (11-23-2010)
Man Learns He Has The Spirit Of A Wolf (11-23-2010)
The Hold Steady - Concert Review (11-23-2010)
A Day To Remember - What Separates Me From You Review (11-23-2010)
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days Review (11-23-2010)
Police Having Trouble Taking Clown Burglary Seriously (11-23-2010)
"Dexter" | TV Review (11-23-2010)
The Acorn | Interview (11-09-2010)
Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare | Game DLC Review (11-09-2010)
Founder Of "Popular Belief" Tired Of Being Contradicted (11-09-2010)
Interview With Netherfriends' Shawn Rosenblatt (11-09-2010)
Due Date - Film Review (11-09-2010)
South Park - TV Review (11-09-2010)
Matt And Kim "Sidewalks" | Album Review (11-09-2010)
It's Now Significantly Easier Being Green By Kermit The Frog (11-09-2010)
The Economic Collapse Was Just My Midlife Crisis By Ben Bernanke (11-09-2010)
53 New California Ska Bands Called 'Prop 19' (11-09-2010)
Editor's Note 11/9/10 (11-09-2010)
Greg Laswell | Concert Review (11-09-2010)
Writing Is Like Plumbing - An Interview With Stephan Pastis (10-26-2010)
Another Damn Snorlax In The Road By Officer Jenny (10-26-2010)
The Walking Dead - TV Preview (10-26-2010)
Catfish - Movie Review (10-26-2010)
I'm Thinking I Can Exploit This Gay Teen Suicide Thing For At Least Another Month By Anderson Cooper (10-26-2010)
Minister Forsakes Bible After Learning Protaginist Was Jewish (10-26-2010)
You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger - Film Review (10-26-2010)
Shawn Watson Hoping Zone Read A Surprise This Time (10-26-2010)
Minster Forsakes Bible After Learning Protaginist Is Jewish (10-26-2010)
Guster | Concert Review (10-26-2010)
New BP Study Finds Polar Bears Love Swimming (10-26-2010)
Kings Of Leon | Album Review (10-26-2010)
Community | TV Review (10-26-2010)
Vatican On Priest's Molestation Of Girl: 'At Least He's Not Gay' (10-05-2010)
TV Review - Boardwalk Empire (10-05-2010)
Social Network | Film Review (10-05-2010)
Bowser Confuses First Amendment, Frees Peach (10-05-2010)
Silent Understanding: An Interview With Travis Stever Of Coheed And Cambria (10-05-2010)
Happy Body Slow Brain - Dreams Of Water Review (10-05-2010)
The Gay Blades - Savages Review (10-05-2010)
Video Shows Christie O'Donnell "Dabbled In" Al Gore (10-05-2010)
Jimmy Eat World "Invented" | Album Review (10-05-2010)
Brandon Flowers "Flamingo" | Album Review (09-24-2010)
Of Montreal | Album Review (09-23-2010)
Azure Ray | Album Review (09-23-2010)
John Darnielle Is Trying Not To Vanish (09-21-2010)
The Town | Film Review (09-21-2010)
U.S. Army To Invest In "Erotic Warfare" (09-21-2010)
Megafaun- Heretofore | Album Review (09-21-2010)
Hurley - Weezer Review (09-21-2010)
Nicole Brown Simpson's Killer Still At Large (09-21-2010)
Lady Gaga Wears Jeffery Dahmer Tribute Dress To VMAs (09-21-2010)
Report: Economy Not Good (09-20-2010)
Movie Review: Easy A (09-20-2010)
Movie Review: Winter's Bone (09-20-2010)
TV Show Recap: Mad Men (09-20-2010)
Man V. Food: Gastric Bypass Edition Less Exciting (09-20-2010)
Dan Mangan | Album Review (09-08-2010)
Best Of Summer Movies (09-07-2010)
Jenny And Johnny Album Review (09-07-2010)
All Of Jennifer's Eggs Recalled (09-07-2010)
The American | Film Review (09-07-2010)
Bonnaroo'd (09-07-2010)
Sasquatch Music Festival (09-07-2010)
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs Review (09-07-2010)
The Pretty Reckless - Light Me Up Review (09-07-2010)
Vampire Weekend | Concert Review (09-07-2010)
Texas Housewives Forced To Do Own Housework After Slaughter Of 72 Meixcan Immigrants (09-07-2010)
Ted Stevens Indicted For Accepting Reduced Fare Plane Rides (09-07-2010)
The Roots - How I Got Over Review (09-07-2010)
Lollapalooza/Son Of A Bad Man Review (09-07-2010)
TV Show Wrap-Up (09-07-2010)
Tyler Perry Takes Helm Of "Amistad" Remake: "Ship Of Payne" (04-28-2010)
An Interview With Strike Gently (04-27-2010)
'One Day Without Shoes' Reminds People What It's Like To Wear TOMS Shoes (04-27-2010)
Editor's Note (4/27/10) (04-27-2010)
Last U.S. Sardine Cannery Closes, Tens Of People Devastated (04-27-2010)
In Areas Of Low Census Return, Thousands Found Inexplicably Dead (04-27-2010)
Apple Nearly Bankrupt After Release Of MacBook ProBono (04-27-2010)
New RNC Ad To Feature Disembodied Voice Of Ronald Reagan, Michael Steele (04-27-2010)
Approach Of Earth Day Leads To Record High Good Intentions, Wasted Time (04-13-2010)
Bored Blimp-Makers Switch Back To Hydrogen (04-13-2010)
Pepsi Announces Plan To Pretend To Care About Your Health (04-13-2010)
$400 Billion Government Study: ‘Recession Hitting Poor People The Hardest’ (04-13-2010)
New Film Announced: Illegal Alien Vs Sexual Predator (03-30-2010)
Obama On Funding $938 Billion Healthcare Bill: 'I Know A Guy' (03-30-2010)
Texas Board Of Education Votes To Place Jesus Among Founding Fathers In New Textbooks (03-30-2010)
Green Peace Chick Chains Herself To Whale (03-30-2010)
Armed Forces To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" With "I'm Not Gay, You're Gay" (03-29-2010)
Navy Only Allowing Women On Submarines If They Promise To "Totally Lezz Out" (03-29-2010)
California Introduces "Three Strikes, We Kill You" Law (03-09-2010)
Fox News Reports: Most Pro-choice Supporters Actually Pro-Death (03-09-2010)
National Organization For Women Unable To Prove They Don't Belong In The Kitchen (03-09-2010)
Charles Barkley Mistakenly Devours Box Of Rocks (03-09-2010)
Lord GaGa To Divorce Wife (03-09-2010)
Nonspecific Jumbotron Proposal Ruins Lakers Fan's Life (03-09-2010)
America Recalls 10 Million Toyota Consumers (02-23-2010)
Seeking 200 Million Viewers, NBC Renames Winter Olympics ‘All-Girl Hottie Hot Make-Out Time’ (02-09-2010)
All-American Basketball League Seeks To Restore Civility, Dignity Of All-White Sports (02-09-2010)
Obama Pledges To Talk More About Making Decisions In Second Year (02-09-2010)
America Sees Earthquake In Haiti As Wakeup Call, Thankful No One Was Hurt (01-26-2010)
Multibillion Dollar Robotics Grant Rescinded After Prototype Fails The “Can You Fuck It?” Test (01-26-2010)
Demi Moore To Appear On ‘SuperNanny’ With Disobedient Ashton Kutcher (01-26-2010)
Disgraced Senator Harry Reid Ordered To Speak In ‘Negro Dialect’ For One Month (01-26-2010)
Rachel Maddow Edges Out Anderson Cooper For Sexiest Man In Journalism (01-26-2010)
Licket Split Sex Column: Once Again, Herman To The Rescue (01-26-2010)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Stop At Nothing To Get His Son Season's Hottest Gift (12-15-2009)
Santa Loses Mind After Realizing He Doesn't Exist (12-15-2009)
Pagans Fear People Forgetting True Meaning Of Winter Solstice (12-15-2009)
Warren Buffett Buys Union Pacific, Completing 1:1 Scale Train Set (12-01-2009)
Irritated Boyfriend Ends Tense Two-Hour Standoff Between Local Woman, Spider (12-01-2009)
Conversation Turns Awkward When Shih Tzu Walks In On Dog Joke (12-01-2009)
Creator Of Heartwarming, Holiday-Themed Commercial Goes Home To Empty House (12-01-2009)
'Paranormal Activity' Director To Flick Lights On And Off, Make Spooky Noises (12-01-2009)
Ian McKellen To Light Big, Gay, Protest Fire Under America’s Ass (12-01-2009)
Monsanto Patents Method For Extracting Plants From Soil (11-17-2009)
Interview With GWAR (11-17-2009)
BET To Premiere Made-For-TV Movie 'Where My Wild Things At?' (11-17-2009)
J.D. Salinger Crumples Up Yet Another Story About Troubled Boy From New York (11-17-2009)
Iowa’s Exotic Ice Sculpture Industry Booming After Gay Marriage Amendment (11-17-2009)
Alabama Fondly Recalls A Time When It Had Class, Slavery (11-17-2009)
Release Of DJ Hero Praised By Parents Hoping To Keep Their Embarrassingly Douchie Kids Away From Public (11-17-2009)
Study: One In Five Dentists Wouldn’t Put Colgate Brand Toothpaste Anywhere Near Their Mouth (11-17-2009)
Brendan Fraser Wears George Of The Jungle Costume For 3rd Straight Halloween (11-03-2009)
Lindbergh Baby Found Hiding In The Attic (11-03-2009)
Lazy Patriot Hoping Flags Are At Half-Staff Today (11-03-2009)
Gay Community Cannot Wait To Exercise Right To Die In Middle East (11-03-2009)
FDA Bans Flavored Lube In Attempt To Curb Teen Pregnancy (11-03-2009)
Duck Census Challenges Core Beliefs Of Ducks Unlimited (10-06-2009)
Learned Man Pronounces ‘learned’ Like A Bitch (10-06-2009)
Woman Lives Vicariously Through Yorkshire Terrier (10-06-2009)
Porn Industry Plans To Take Great Care Of Your Estranged Daughter (10-06-2009)
KKK To Don Throwbacks To Commemorate 300th Consecutive Meeting Without Someone Forgetting To Bring Snacks (10-06-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Painting The Perfect Scene To Whip It Out, Herman Style (10-06-2009)
Chuck Klosterman Interview With Exclusive Excerpt From Upcoming Book "Eating The Dinosaur" (10-06-2009)
Hannah Montana Catches Rare Disease That Only Merchandise Sales Can Cure (09-22-2009)
Patrick Swayze To Star In “Ghost” Sequel (09-22-2009)
Study: Misogyny Up Nationwide, According To Some Dumb Bitch (09-22-2009)
MLK’s Son Finally Judged By Content Of His Character, Wishes Dad Had Set Different Standard (09-22-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - A Balancing Act: America And Egg Rolls (09-22-2009)
Interview With Peasant (09-22-2009)
"UP" DVD Release May Traumatize Kids Whose Grandfathers Were Carried Away By Balloons (09-08-2009)
Joaquin Phoenix Forgoes Budding Rap Career, Decides To Become Unicorn Instead (09-08-2009)
FBI Reveal ‘Handgun Killer’ Repeatedly Shoots Bullets From Handgun Into Victims (09-08-2009)
Seattle Pre-Intelligencer Unsurprised By Collapse Of Rival Paper (09-08-2009)
Hurricane Nigel Stays Off Coast, Yells British Insults At Florida (09-08-2009)
TLC To Debut 'Jon Minus Nine' (09-08-2009)
Interview With Bill Scheft (09-08-2009)
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