Articles in the category "local"
Local Man Refuses To Poop In Girlfriend’s Apartment (03-09-2010)Hipster Worried No One Gets His Ironic Confederate Flag Tattoo (02-23-2010)
Local Bacteria Has Awkward Morning-After With Self (02-23-2010)
Man Successfully Urinates Out Of Moving Vehicle (02-09-2010)
PCP Is A Helluva Drug, Reports Wandering Duck With Your Mom's Face (02-09-2010)
Guy Waiting In Line For Urinal Doesn’t Have To Go To The Bathroom (02-09-2010)
Lickety Split Sex Column - John In Miami Heat (02-09-2010)
Argument Severely Weakened By Box Of Cheese Nips In Left Hand (01-26-2010)
Rookie Jehovah's Witness Achieves Fabled 'Triple-Double' In Converts (01-26-2010)
City Of Lincoln Renews Contract With The Sun For Snow Removal Services (01-26-2010)
Bum On Corner Used To Be Trapeze Artist, Fireman, Lizard (01-26-2010)
Tortured Artiste Trapped In Perfectly Healthy Relationship (01-26-2010)
Nixon Biographer Accidentally Interviews ‘Deep Throat’ Star Linda Lovelace (01-26-2010)
Editor's Note (12/15/09) (12-15-2009)
‘2 Corinthians 2 Furious’ Probably Local Teen’s Favorite Book Of Teen Bible (12-15-2009)
Tom Osborne’s Office Beginning To Get That Old People Smell (12-15-2009)
Children Wiggling On Lap Is All Mall Santa Wants For Christmas (12-15-2009)
Local Dad Got Another Fucking Tie This Year (12-15-2009)
Woman Learns Her Baby Worth Its Weight In Meth (12-15-2009)
'Tis The Season For Giving, Receiving (12-15-2009)
Herman's Holiday Wish List Unveiled (12-15-2009)
Homeless Man Now Taking Debit Cards (12-01-2009)
Local Meth Head Takes Radio Apart, Puts It Back Together, Takes It Apart, Puts It Back Together (12-01-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Thanksgiving Makes No Damn Sense (12-01-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Thanksgiving Questions Answered (12-01-2009)
Mother Unconvinced Son Is 'Just Holding It For Someone' In All 215 Facebook Photos (11-17-2009)
Single Guy Totally Gets Your Relationship Problems (11-17-2009)
Boyfriend’s Bedroom Mannerisms Remind Girl Fondly Of Stepfather (11-17-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Things Have Felt A Lot Like Christmas Around Camp Herman Lately (11-17-2009)
Student Successfully Passes Off 'Family Guy' Joke As Own (11-03-2009)
Spindle Records Keeps Spinning As Vinyl Sales Speed Up (11-03-2009)
Woman Falls Down Stairs Because She Can’t Fucking Learn (11-03-2009)
Confused Dad Takes Kids To ‘Wild Things’ Starring Denise Richards And Neve Campbell (11-03-2009)
November Marks Advent Of Stupid Hat Season (11-03-2009)
Homeless Child Sent To Alley Without Dinner For Sixth Night In A Row (11-03-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Halloween Was A Wet One For This Columnist (11-03-2009)
In Hilarious Blunder, Local Teen Has Two Dates To Big Dance (10-06-2009)
Drunken Man Loses Balance On “O” Street, Liu Kang Finishes Him (10-06-2009)
Led Zeppelin Tattoo Not As Cool As Guy With Led Zeppelin Tattoo Thinks It Is (10-06-2009)
Husband’s Bad Attitude Ruins Lovely Evening On The Town (10-06-2009)
Despite Extensive, Self-Made List Of “Han-Like” Qualities, “Star Wars” Fan Has Most In Common With C-3PO (09-22-2009)
Neighbor’s Dogs Outraged To See You Going Outside (09-22-2009)
Fallen Fat Man Finds New Appreciation For Turtles (09-22-2009)
Creepy Guy At Your Little Sister’s Soccer Game There For Love Of The Sport (09-22-2009)
Beneath Bed Sheets May Be Only Safe Haven From Expected Boogie Man Attacks (09-22-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Burning Questions Answered (09-22-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Jaguar In A Silk Robe (09-08-2009)
Area Man Can't Believe There Are Two Koreas (09-08-2009)
Man Tries To Remove Gerbil From Own Rectum With Cat, Now Needs Dog (09-08-2009)
Meeting Of OxiClean Guy And ShamWow Guy Results In Extremely Clean, Dry Battle (11-25-2008)
Failed High Five Shames Two, Ruins ‘Totally Awesome’ Moment (11-25-2008)
Man Sues Over Libelous Autobiography (11-25-2008)
Studies Find Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin’ To Fuck Wit (11-11-2008)
Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sells On EBay (11-11-2008)
Crazy Can Man Finally Raises Enough Money To Lease Apartment (11-11-2008)
Area Family Finishes Game Of Monopoly (11-11-2008)
No News Turns Out To Be Bad News (11-11-2008)
Abortion Organization Finds Depressed Feti Are Aborting Themselves (11-11-2008)
Huge Crowd With Nothing Else Better To Do Watches Beached Whale Die (11-11-2008)
NASA Motivational Poster: ‘It’s Not Rocket Science!’ Fails To Increase Morale (11-11-2008)
The DailyER Talks With Jeanie Schroder, Bassist, Sousaphonist And Vocalist Of DeVotchKa (11-11-2008)
Dyslexic Atheists Sue Untied Church Of Dog (10-28-2008)
Woman Confused As To Why Boyfriend Is Upset With Castration (10-28-2008)
The Doctor Is Still Here, Broke (10-28-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Tattoo Inspires, Despite The Scar (10-28-2008)
The DailyER Talks With Folk Singer Daniel Martin Moore (10-28-2008)
David Byrne, Ex-Head Blows Some Heads Off: Live At Kewit Hall In Omaha 10/17/08 (10-28-2008)
Interview With Daniel Martin Moore (10-25-2008)
8-Second Pre-meal Prayer Saves Student From Eternal Damnation (10-14-2008)
Director Of “Star Wars Kid” And “Eli Porter: I’m Tha Best, Mayne” Plans Next Big-budget YouTube Sensation (10-14-2008)
New Version Of Photoshop Still Unable To Make Steve Buscemi Remotely Attractive (10-14-2008)
The DailyER Talks With David Bazan Of Pedro The Lion And Headphones. (10-14-2008)
Cannibal Disappointed By Chili’s Baby Back Ribs (10-14-2008)
Lincoln Kitten Saves Firefighter (10-14-2008)
The Doctor Is Deceased (10-14-2008)
2015 Vision, ‘Aw F*ck It’, Approved (10-14-2008)
Popular Metal Musician Admits To Lifelong Impediment (09-30-2008)
Aspiring Existentalist On Hunt To Find Reason To Search For Self (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With 'South Park' Animation Director, Ryan Quincy (09-30-2008)