Articles by Matt Sueper
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Report: Eating Like A Fatass May Cause Obesity (01-17-2012)
Indianapolis Colts Placed On Injured Reserve (11-29-2011)
Dennard Spills Barbecue Sauce On His Blackshirt (11-08-2011)
Local Man Watches Women’s Sports For Fundamentals (10-25-2011)
Penis Joke Not Well Received (10-11-2011)
Area Man Refuses To Think Of Ryan Gosling As Anything But That Guy From The Notebook (10-11-2011)
Biden Cock-Blocks Obama (10-11-2011)
Huskers Replace Defense With 10-Foot Fence (10-11-2011)
Biden Pierces Right Ear In Support Of Gay Rights (09-06-2011)
Taco Bell "A Good Idea At The Time" (04-19-2011)
Make-A-Wish Recipient Regrets Wish (04-19-2011)
MC Obama Spits Budget Proposal To Nation (04-19-2011)
Taylor Martinez Insists On No-Contact Jersey For Entirety Of Season (04-19-2011)
Lonely Man Runs Out Of Lotion (04-05-2011)
Radiation Threatens Japan, McRib Is Back (04-05-2011)
Biden Lost In Anderson Cooper’s Eyes (04-05-2011)
Surprisingly Coherent Biden Speech Ruined By The Word “Booyah” (03-15-2011)
WNBA Still A Thing (03-15-2011)
Happy Meals Renamed “Self-Loathing Meals” (03-15-2011)
"Lasers" | Lupe Fiasco | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Local Man Sits Down When He Pees (03-01-2011)
Divorce Rates Lead To All Time High In Home School Dropouts (03-01-2011)
Low Anthem | Smart Flesh | Album Review (03-01-2011)