Articles by Logan Thompson
Approach Of Earth Day Leads To Record High Good Intentions, Wasted Time (04-13-2010)Bored Blimp-Makers Switch Back To Hydrogen (04-13-2010)
Cross-Country Skiier Discovers Hill, Smashes Records (02-23-2010)
N Vision: Dick (02-23-2010)
Speedskater Apolo Anton Ohno Changes Name To Apolo Anton Ocho Cinco (02-09-2010)
Seeking 200 Million Viewers, NBC Renames Winter Olympics ‘All-Girl Hottie Hot Make-Out Time’ (02-09-2010)
Demi Moore To Appear On ‘SuperNanny’ With Disobedient Ashton Kutcher (01-26-2010)
Warren Buffett Buys Union Pacific, Completing 1:1 Scale Train Set (12-01-2009)
Wheelchair Soccer Match Ends In 0 Goals, 216 Hand Ball Violations (12-01-2009)
BET To Premiere Made-For-TV Movie 'Where My Wild Things At?' (11-17-2009)
Gold Hits Record High, Now Worth Twice Its Weight In Gold (11-17-2009)
Homeless Child Sent To Alley Without Dinner For Sixth Night In A Row (11-03-2009)
Drunken Man Loses Balance On “O” Street, Liu Kang Finishes Him (10-06-2009)
Republican Dog Shits First, Asks Questions Later (10-06-2009)
Obama Asks Gov Paterson To Step Aside, No, The Other Way, OK, Now You’re Outside (10-06-2009)
Hipster Scientist Engineers Lowest-Ever V-Neck Shirt (09-22-2009)
"UP" DVD Release May Traumatize Kids Whose Grandfathers Were Carried Away By Balloons (09-08-2009)
Hurricane Nigel Stays Off Coast, Yells British Insults At Florida (09-08-2009)
TLC To Debut 'Jon Minus Nine' (09-08-2009)
Meeting Of OxiClean Guy And ShamWow Guy Results In Extremely Clean, Dry Battle (11-25-2008)
Area Family Finishes Game Of Monopoly (11-11-2008)
Biden Drops Baby: Mother, Obama Supporter, ‘Honored’ (10-28-2008)