Articles by Jacob Zlomke
Editor's Note 1/31 (01-31-2012)Editor’s Note 12/6 (12-06-2011)
Editor's Note 11/29 (11-29-2011)
Editor's Note | 10/25 (10-25-2011)
Editor's Note | 10/11 (10-11-2011)
Editor's Note | 9/20 (09-20-2011)
Report: Everyone Generally An Asshole (09-20-2011)
Editor's Note | 9/6 (09-06-2011)
Editor's Note 4/19 (04-19-2011)
TV On The Radio | Album Review (04-19-2011)
Editor's Note 4/5 (04-05-2011)
It’s True | “Another Afterlife” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
Rural Alberta Advantage | "Departing" | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Editor's Note 3/15 (03-15-2011)
Mountain Goats | "All Eternals Deck" | Album Review (03-14-2011)
Editor's Column 3/1 (03-01-2011)
Editor’s Note 2/15 (02-15-2011)
Editor's Note 2/1 (02-01-2011)
Proposed Bill Would Cut Down On Binge Drinking, Joke State Lawmakers (02-01-2011)
Editor's Note 1/18 (01-18-2011)
Anarchist Moves To Somalia, No Longer Anarchist (12-07-2010)
Editor's Note 12/7 (12-07-2010)
The Hold Steady - Concert Review (11-23-2010)
Editor's Note 11/9/10 (11-09-2010)
Editor's Note 10/26/10 (10-26-2010)
Editor's Note 10/5/10 (10-05-2010)
Editor's Note 9/21/10 (09-21-2010)
Jenny And Johnny | Concert Review (09-21-2010)
John Darnielle Is Trying Not To Vanish (09-21-2010)
Editor's Note (09/0710) (09-07-2010)
Volcano Eruption In Iceland Reminds Rest Of World That Iceland Is Still A Place (04-27-2010)
Last U.S. Sardine Cannery Closes, Tens Of People Devastated (04-27-2010)
In Areas Of Low Census Return, Thousands Found Inexplicably Dead (04-27-2010)
With Special Olympics Approach, Lincolnites Struggle To Find Leas Offensive Name To Call 'Them' (04-27-2010)
Obama On Funding $938 Billion Healthcare Bill: 'I Know A Guy' (03-30-2010)
Groundbreaking Research Urges Alzheimer’s Patients To Forget Everything They Know About Alzheimer’s (03-30-2010)
Fox News Reports: Most Pro-choice Supporters Actually Pro-Death (03-09-2010)
National Organization For Women Unable To Prove They Don't Belong In The Kitchen (03-09-2010)
In New Russian Chat Roulette, One In Every Six Users Shoots You In The Face (03-09-2010)
Realist Party Promises To Do Nothing At All (02-23-2010)
Large Grey Yeti Appears To Eat Olympic Skiers Halfway Through Course (02-23-2010)
College Of Engineering Celebrates 100 Years Of Teaching Students To Drive Trains (02-09-2010)
Obama Pledges To Talk More About Making Decisions In Second Year (02-09-2010)
Bum On Corner Used To Be Trapeze Artist, Fireman, Lizard (01-26-2010)
Conversation Turns Awkward When Shih Tzu Walks In On Dog Joke (12-01-2009)
Boyfriend’s Bedroom Mannerisms Remind Girl Fondly Of Stepfather (11-17-2009)
Girl Passed Out On Couch Wouldn’t Dress Like That If She Didn’t Want Something (11-17-2009)
Typo Leads To Congress Passing Pubic Healthcare Option (11-03-2009)
In Hilarious Blunder, Local Teen Has Two Dates To Big Dance (10-06-2009)
Led Zeppelin Tattoo Not As Cool As Guy With Led Zeppelin Tattoo Thinks It Is (10-06-2009)
Small Town Has A Lot Going On, Reports Every Visiting Politician (09-22-2009)
Beneath Bed Sheets May Be Only Safe Haven From Expected Boogie Man Attacks (09-22-2009)