Articles by Jacob Fricke
Romney Announces Fight For State’s Rights To Party (01-31-2012)Advice From Man Who’s Cleared Out A Few Infestations In His Time | By: Joe Biden (01-31-2012)
Man With Bat Lauded For Base Hit, Condemned For Wife Hit (12-06-2011)
Man Enjoying Comfort, Low Expectations Of Friend Zone (12-06-2011)
Girlfriend Now 70% Sure She Could Do Better (12-06-2011)
Athletic Department Forgets To Pay Devaney Center’s Electric Bill (11-29-2011)
I Hope I Can Kill The Next One Myself | By Barack Obama (11-08-2011)
City And Colour | Interview (11-08-2011)
Sesame Street Introduces New Anti-Semitic Character (11-08-2011)
Taylor Martinez Beginning To Wonder What Love Is (10-11-2011)
Guy At Party With Guitar Playing Wonderwall Again (09-20-2011)
Smokey Bear Recommends Chewing Tobacco (09-20-2011)
Nebraska Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Chattanooga Game (09-06-2011)
New Roommate Hasn’t Showered Yet (09-06-2011)
Area Cat Indifferent (09-06-2011)
The Horrible Crowes | Album Review (09-06-2011)
Goo Goo Dolls | Interview (04-19-2011)
Double Amputee Vigilante Takes Justice Into His Own Feet (04-19-2011)
Biden Hopes Nation Will Come To His Piano Recital (04-19-2011)
Rex Ryan Drafts Treadmill (04-19-2011)
I Killed Your Girlfriend, Now We Can Be Together | By Taylor Swift (04-05-2011)
Congress Votes To Defund Itself (04-05-2011)
Zac Lee Already Missing Spring Game (04-05-2011)
Meat Puppets | Interview (04-05-2011)
ASUN Presidential Candidate Promises Conversation, Cooperation, Go Big Red (03-15-2011)
Zac Lee Preorders 50 Rookie Cards (03-15-2011)
Michael Bay Finishes Filming Transformers 3, Moves On To Script (03-15-2011)
All Nebraska Basketball Fan Wants Is To Lose In First Round Of NCAA Tournament (03-15-2011)
No One Important Killed In Avant-Garde Chainsaw Musical (03-01-2011)
Christian Student Hopes God Isn’t Watching (03-01-2011)
Dropkick Murphys | Interview (03-01-2011)
Everyone Who Stole My Album Is About To Die | Conor Oberst (02-15-2011)
Strike Gently | Interview Pt II (02-15-2011)
Runza Announces Namesake Meal To Start Containing Food (02-01-2011)
Adam Sessler | Feature Interview (02-01-2011)
Feminist Demands Bachelorettes Degree (01-18-2011)
Twitchy Obama Keeps Reminding Everyone How Long It’s Been Since His Last Cigarette (01-18-2011)
Biden Fails Drug Test Again (01-18-2011)
Social Distortion | "Hard Times And Nursery Rhymes" | Album Review (01-18-2011)
Cage The Elephant "Thank You Happy Birthday" | Review (01-18-2011)
Nervous Congress Bans Everything Related To Violence (01-18-2011)
JK Rowling Personally Bails Out Ireland (12-07-2010)
Child Appeals “Naughty” Designation To Supreme Court (12-07-2010)
Mushroomhead | Interview (12-07-2010)
Texas Changes Fight Song To "Home For The Holidays" (12-07-2010)
A Day To Remember - What Separates Me From You Review (11-23-2010)
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days Review (11-23-2010)
Study Shows Negative Correlation Between Between Bitches, Money (11-23-2010)
Russ Feingold Get Congress' Dog In Bitter Divorce (11-09-2010)
Bored Hugo Chavez Nationalizes Golf Courses (11-09-2010)
The Economic Collapse Was Just My Midlife Crisis By Ben Bernanke (11-09-2010)
53 New California Ska Bands Called 'Prop 19' (11-09-2010)
Max Bemis And The Painful Splits Review (11-09-2010)
Steve Jobs Agrees To Itunes Terms And Conditions (11-09-2010)
Writing Is Like Plumbing - An Interview With Stephan Pastis (10-26-2010)
Another Damn Snorlax In The Road By Officer Jenny (10-26-2010)
Silent Understanding: An Interview With Travis Stever Of Coheed And Cambria (10-05-2010)
Happy Body Slow Brain - Dreams Of Water Review (10-05-2010)
The Gay Blades - Savages Review (10-05-2010)
55 Year "United Nations" Experiment Comes To An End (10-05-2010)
NU Rowing Team Nothing Like Hydro Thunder (10-05-2010)
I Can't Believe 311 Has Sold More Albums Than Me By Conor Oberst (09-21-2010)
Angry German Filmmaker Announces "District Nein" (09-21-2010)
Roger Goodell Sees Shadow, Extends Season By 6 Weeks (09-21-2010)
Michelle And Rahm Are Just Friends, Everybody By Barack Obama (09-21-2010)
Hurley - Weezer Review (09-21-2010)
Nicole Brown Simpson's Killer Still At Large (09-21-2010)
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs Review (09-07-2010)
The Pretty Reckless - Light Me Up Review (09-07-2010)
Student Nails 95 Drafts To Professors Door (09-07-2010)
Gay Pride Parade Replaced With Straight Disappointment Festival (09-07-2010)
Lollapalooza/Son Of A Bad Man Review (09-07-2010)
Ukraine Disposes Of Nuclear Material In Iran (04-27-2010)
Suh's Face Seen In Dining Hall Waffle (04-27-2010)
An Interview With Strike Gently (04-27-2010)
Senior Having Quarter-Life Crisis Buys New Scooter, Dates 12 Year Old (04-27-2010)
UPC To Bring John Candy To Rococo Theater (04-13-2010)
Cechnyan Rebels Attack Subway Sandwiches (04-13-2010)
New Film Announced: Illegal Alien Vs Sexual Predator (03-30-2010)
California Introduces "Three Strikes, We Kill You" Law (03-09-2010)
Poll Shows Addition Of "N" To Party Name Fails To Inspire Votes (02-23-2010)
America Recalls 10 Million Toyota Consumers (02-23-2010)
Interview With The Hood Internet (02-23-2010)
Interview With Susan G Cole (02-09-2010)
Rookie Jehovah's Witness Achieves Fabled 'Triple-Double' In Converts (01-26-2010)
Tall, Black Student Not On Sports Team (01-26-2010)
Fun. (01-26-2010)
Kwanzaa Canceled (12-15-2009)
Interview With GWAR (11-17-2009)
Sean Hannity Proves He Can Deepthroat Entire US Constitution (11-17-2009)
Joe Biden Pretends To Be President In Press Conference To Empty Room (11-17-2009)
Chairman Meow Appointed Leader Of Campus Feral Cat Population (11-03-2009)