T-Magic Breaks Magic Wand
| Published Dec 6, 2010
Sources revealed Monday that “T-Magic’s,” as he has referred to himself, infamous wand has in fact been broken since second quarter of the game against Texas earlier this season.
Husker Coach Mark “Bo” Pelini, a big advocate of Wizard Law, made the tough decision to dismiss Martinez after it became apparent that he had no intention of repairing his wand.
“Taylor’s unfortunate decision not to inform us of the incident has led to distress in the Husker locker room. We’ve been under the impression that everyone, including Dan Beebe and the rest of the Big 12, have been against us,” Pelini said, “but it is clear now that it was all Taylor’s fault. He just doesn’t have the magic in him anymore.”
Rumors began on the Nebraska sideline when it became apparent that Martinez’s heart no longer seemed in the game against Oklahoma this past weekend.
“As is often the case with young wizards, Martinez’s mind wanders,” said Pelini. “Sometimes you just have to cut your losses and go with the wildcat. I only wish we had thought of it earlier"


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