Steve Jobs Agrees To Itunes Terms And Conditions

Story by Jacob Fricke 

| Published Nov 9, 2010

Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc, reportedly read through all 84 pages of the iTunes licensing agreement before clicking “yes.”

Apple’s most popular piece of software, iTunes, has long been considered both a leader in digital music innovation and insanely long fucking user agreements.

Jobs hoped to set an example by his action.

“I realize we may have gone a bit overboard with the most recent agreement. Eighty four pages of text isn’t exactly small,” Jobs said. “But that’s what we do at Apple: we innovate. We create. This user agreement is but the first of many of a “family,” if you will, of agreements.”

The user agreement, found to contain several contradictory statements and allows for misuse of personal information, could not be reached for comment.

Tech blogs are already abuzz with the rumored features of the user agreements successor, the “iAgree Mini.”

Jobs refused to comment, saying only, “Create. Innovate. Awesome.”