Realist Party Promises To Do Nothing At All
Story by Jacob Zlomke 
| Published Feb 23, 2010

On March 3, University of Nebraska-Lincoln students will be asked to elect a new governing party to ASUN. On the ballot will be the parties of Renew, Fusion, N Vision, and the relatively young, Realist Party.

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Above: ASUN Realist Party isn't trying to fool anybody. Photo illustration by Courtesy Photo.
James Liston, Realist Party presidential candidate, said he feels his party, though new and unknown compared to the other three parties, has a good chance of winning over the student body with its “refreshing” platform.

“As a party, it’s our goal not to beat around the bush. Everything with us is transparent and honest, and we think that’s something the students of UNL need and will appreciate,” Liston said.

The party held its first campaign event two weeks ago in an effort to familiarize students with the party and its platform. External vice presidential candidate Evan Clifford spoke on the party’s focuses.

“Our main purpose as a party isn’t to get the students cheaper parking passes, something that has been tried again and again without result, or to address problems with 475-RIDE or any other pipe dreams. If the Realist Party takes office, we won’t change anything. Neither will any other party, but the difference is we won’t act like we’re going to make change,” Clifford said. “That way when you vote for us, you can feel like you voted for people that actually accomplished what they said they would.”

Liston said he is excited about the prospect of taking office for an entire year for the sake of holding office.
“There isn’t really an easier way we could do it,” Liston said. “ASUN presidency is an easy job if you just take it for what it is—nothing. And that’s what we’re trying to do this year. We’re all very excited to see how it works out.”

Liston said that if he is not elected this year, he will give it a try again next year.

“If the Realist Party thing doesn’t work out,” Liston said, “I’ll just give it a go next year with the promise of connecting East and City campuses. That seems to work.”

Comments

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Posted Feb 23rd, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Take that Meghan Collins!!!!
--Ben Patterson
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Posted Feb 23rd, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Thank you for pointing out that ASUN is worthless. I don't vote for ASUN because I know that nothing gets accomplished. However, if this group ran I would vote. Realist Party's platform is honesty...a lack of things to believe in. Solid work.
--Nate
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Posted Mar 19th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
When I'm president, I'm gonna be like: "What's that China? You want your money back? Oh wait, what's this button do? BAAAAMMMM! And I'll have a circle of homies around me and they'll all bee like "ooohh" And then I'll be like, "What's the matter Israel and Palestine? Oh, you can't play nice? BAM BAAAAMMM!!!" And I'll have my picture taken holding guns, and I'll make our new flag a picture of Snoop Dogg. And when it's re-election time I'll be like, "What's that Sarah Palin? You do think I'm real enough for the people? BITCH I'M THE REALEST (pistol whip!)" Then I'll appoint her to my cabinet as the Secretary of Deez Nutz.
--Gorock Yomama
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Posted Dec 23rd, 2011 at 7:57 am
That's not just the best answer. It's the bsetset answer!
--Jeana

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