Kanye West Claims This Shit Is Fucking Ridiculous

Story by Greg Bright 

| Published Dec 7, 2010

Claiming that he “doesn’t give a fuck about y’all,” Kanye West announced that “this shit is fucking ridiculous.” When asked about what exactly the “shit” was, West said that it was “champagne wishes, 30 white bitches, I mean the shit is fucking ridiculous.”

So far West’s claims have been met with mostly approval from the hip-hop community.

West’s friend and mentor, Jay-Z, agreed that the arbitrary “shit” is “fucking ridiculous” and added that “unlike hammer 30 mil can’t stop me.”

West’s protege Pusha T also agreed, and when asked about the “shit” said that “CNN said I’d be dead by 21” and that “everything I dream motherfuckers I’m watching it taking shape.”

CyHi Da Prynce took the “shit” to another level telling the Dailyer Nebraskan that “if God had an iPod I’d be on the playlist.”

By far the most enthusiastic of the believers in the “shit” being “fucking ridiculous” was RZA who, when asked about it, yelled at the top of his lungs “cars for the missus and furs for the mistress, you know this shit is fucking ridiculous.”