It’s Time For Sarah Palin To Save America | Libertarian Louie
Story by Greg Bright 
| Published Feb 15, 2011

My fellow freedom-fighting Americans, we are in crisis mode.

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If you haven’t heard, Sarah Palin didn’t show up to the Conservative Political Action Conference convention this last week. If you have even half a brain, you know just how unfortunate that is.

But don’t panic! This doesn’t mean she isn’t going to run for President in 2012. It just means we proud Americans need to show her that we need her. I’ve been watching the revolution in Egypt pretty closely, and I think it’s time we have a revolution of our own. If they can get their leader thrown out before his term ends, why can’t we get Obama thrown out and Palin elected?

It is time for Obama to leave office. I mean, have any of you filed your taxes yet? I did, and I have to say I’m pissed. I’m only getting about 70% of my taxes back. Where is that other 30% going? Probably to pay for some homeless guy to get his teeth cleaned. It’s not my fault he’s homeless. Maybe he should get some money from his parents. That’s what normal people do when they are in financial trouble.

Seriously, Sarah, where are you?! Did Jefferson desert the country when we needed him? No. Benjamin Franklin? Heck no! It is time for Palin to step up and become our first founding mother. This country needs a new beginning, a new founding, and I can tell you the men can not do it alone. Unlike any president from the past, Palin could seriously intimidate. Weilding a gun and mood swings meaner than a tasmanian devil, we could make some things really change. Sometimes you just need a mother’s touch, and America is in need of its mama grizzly’s touch right now.

As passionate as I am, my dear readers, I alone can not bring our fearless leader into power. She needs all of you. So I call on you, my faithful followers, to stand up for what you believe in. Let’s tear a page out of the Egyptian playbook and stand up to the tyranny of Obama, and tell our leaders that we want our mother!

Together we can make America great again. And I’m sure we’ll get paid for all the work days we’ll have to miss while protesting. At least, I hope we do -- the puffy paint for those protest signs is expensive.

Comments

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Posted Feb 15th, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Wow, this rag finally got one RIGHT! I've been thinking along exactly these lines! Obama is obviously very supportive of grassroots political protest movements aimed at removing the elected leaders of countries, particularly when the vast majority of the protesters are motivated by religious concerns about the fate of their nation. And of course the Egyptians are also motivated by (relatively) bad economic conditions in their country, particularly with regard to high unemployment. Wow, if that doesn't sound like Obama should support the Tea Party protesters throwing him out of office, I don't know what does! Oh, and if, PERCHANCE,this was SUPPOSED to be satirical, I guess it just goes to show how very difficult it is to think up something beyond the pale when the country is run by the insane asylum inmates. When crazy is normal, its REALLY hard to be crazier!
--Libertarian RICHARD
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Posted Feb 15th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Rich, Thank you! Someone else with brains. It's about time we told Obama that the best way the government can help America is to stop trying and just GO AWAY!!! SARAH PALIN FOR PRESIDENT 2012!
--Libertarian Louie
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Posted Feb 15th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
The words sarah palin and president should only be spoken together in the same sentence in satirical stories like this!!!! OBAMA 2012!!!!!!!
--Democrat Dave
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Posted Feb 28th, 2011 at 2:50 am
Comon' guys.........you gotta look at what she has to offer. 1) She's a MILF. 2) She's a mom that I would like to have sex with.
--J

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