In a strongly, but not too strongly-worded resolution directed to Mr. Joe Wilson, the House of Representatives voted 240-179 in a resolution to tell Mr. Wilson that the August recess was over and it was time to come inside and make laws like a good young representative from South Carolina. Joe is reportedly in trouble for failing to raise his hand and speaking out of turn, sources report. The resolution went on to state that pouting about health care reform would not get him anywhere in life and that if he hasn't got anything nice to say, he would be better off saying nothing at all. Recently, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was overheard having a very loud conversation with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid where both houses of Congress could hear her state that she was "so impressed by how quiet and respectful [Harry Reid's] Senators were while our guest speaker was visiting." Joe Wilson could not be reached for comment as aides say he is holding his breath until stupid health care reform goes away forever.
Above: Joe Wilson is formally urged to either say something nice or not say anything at all.
Photo illustration by Carrie Richardson.
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