Entire Stadium Just Assuming Black Player Is Good

Story by Greg Bright 

| Published Apr 19, 2011

After every fan in the stadium was unable to identify the African-American gentleman who had just entered play the the Spring Game this weekend, the entirety of the attending fan base decided that since he was black, he was “probably pretty damn good.”

“I’ve got no idea who the hell that is, but I bet he’s a hell of an athlete,” Joseph Yenes, a fan attending the game said. “At least, I hope so. I keep telling everybody that we need some color on this team, and I need to show them that it isn’t racist, it’s just true.”

As of press time, the black player looked like he was doing “pretty good,” according to various fan analyses. His performance was not as good as many fans were hoping, but was ultimately “better than some stupid white kid” would have performed.