Dyslexic Atheists Sue Untied Church Of Dog

Story by Rhiannon Root 

| Published Oct 28, 2008

Angrily marching atheists held signs in protest of a local church.

They shouted heatedly at the sign on the door that read, “For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only son to bleed for your sins.”

“Frankly, the sign is insulting,” said protest leader Mike Holmes.

When asked why, Holmes replied, “Well, there was something in there that was demeaning towards our group, DA...or AD...hold on, it’s right...damn lost it again.”

The pastor of the church, Will Cutler said that the sign was not meant as offensive, only to be regarded as fact.

“Atheists should at least understand that view point,” Cutler said.

Holmes, however, does not and has since organized against the church. He has started a letter writing campaign, but has misaddressed the envelopes. “The post office guy knew what we meant,” Holmes replied. “More than likely he’s a church member.”

The group has planned to protest for “sxi wkees” according to a group memo.