Chad Ocho Cinco Spills Chad Ocho Drinko

Story by Will Sharpe 

| Published Sep 22, 2009

At 10:32 PM CST yesterday, the sports community took a collective gasp as Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ocho Cinco, formerly Chad Johnson, tweeted a tweet that left dozens of his followers in a tizzy.

“Spilled drank! Don’t believe it—all over crotch DAMN!!!”

“What this says about Ocho Cinco’s status for Sunday’s game against Pittsburgh remains to be seen,” ESPN analyst John Clayton reported shortly after the tweet. “Soaked crotch is a condition difficult for just about any trainer to alleviate.”

It was the culmination of a long day of micro-blogging by the Pro Bowl receiver, as Ocho Cinco twittered what he thinko more than 15 times in just over 8 hours. As early as 9:22 A.M., it was clear that Ocho Cinco’s day was not unfolding too favorably.

“Having your phone go dead and not having your charger--is that equivalent to losing your wallet or keys when you've misplaced them,DAMN!!!”

With a dead phone and his charger nowhere in sight, Ocho Cinco endured a hellish day for the books, topped off by the spilled drinko.

“Goin to bed after this ISH! No more man I’m tired. RIP Swayze.”