Architecture Student Wants You To Know How Little He’s Slept This Week

Story by Bryce Wergin 

| Published Sep 8, 2009

Architecture student William Spiedmann, 21, who is sitting next to you in graphic design lab right now, is set to begin constantly apologizing for his absentmindedness and slurred speech while visibly displaying his dissatisfaction with his coffee cup being empty within minutes.

“It probably sounds like I’m hammered-drunk right now,” Spiedmann is about to say. “But I’m actually only being this way because I’ve hardly slept this week. I probably shouldn’t even be riding on my long board.”

Spiedmann will then describe how he had a project due this morning in architecture class, and because of this did not get to bed last night.

“Dude, it sucked ass," Spiedmann is prepared to say. "I didn’t sleep at all last night, and I only got about four hours each night the two nights before.”

After hearing that you have slept as much or even less than him, Spiedmann has plans to reply that he “likes his sleep” and “actually probably slept even less than that.”

Spiedmann plans to take a long nap right after lab gets out.