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UPC Announces Black Eyed Peas To Play Pershing Center Last Week (03-09-2010)
Student’s Class Schedule Regrettably Not In Sync With Roommate’s Masturbation Schedule (03-09-2010)
Husker Baseball Excited To Meet Expectations Set By Husker Men’s Basketball Team (03-09-2010)
Local Man Refuses To Poop In Girlfriend’s Apartment (03-09-2010)
Fox News Reports: Most Pro-choice Supporters Actually Pro-Death (03-09-2010)
National Organization For Women Unable To Prove They Don't Belong In The Kitchen (03-09-2010)
In New Russian Chat Roulette, One In Every Six Users Shoots You In The Face (03-09-2010)
Scott Brown Comes Out As Bipartisan To Parents (03-09-2010)
Charles Barkley Mistakenly Devours Box Of Rocks (03-09-2010)
Impotent Things, Part 1 (03-09-2010)
Lord GaGa To Divorce Wife (03-09-2010)
Investigative Report: Carl Pelini's Alleged Affair (03-09-2010)
Editor's Note (3/9/10) (03-09-2010)
Poll Shows Addition Of "N" To Party Name Fails To Inspire Votes (02-23-2010)
America Recalls 10 Million Toyota Consumers (02-23-2010)
Interview With The Hood Internet (02-23-2010)
Seven Boys, One Bed, Endless Possibilities (02-23-2010)
Realist Party Promises To Do Nothing At All (02-23-2010)
Large Grey Yeti Appears To Eat Olympic Skiers Halfway Through Course (02-23-2010)
Cross-Country Skiier Discovers Hill, Smashes Records (02-23-2010)
N Vision: Dick (02-23-2010)
Olympic Committee Institutes “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Policy In Doubles Luge (02-23-2010)
Student On Study Abroad Relieved He Has Yet To Associate With Any Foreigners (02-23-2010)
Silent Standoff Lasts 15 Minutes Before Professor Begrudgingly Answers Own Question (02-23-2010)
FUSION Party Profile: Meet Kiana Mathew (02-23-2010)
Editor's Note (2/23/10) (02-23-2010)
Hipster Worried No One Gets His Ironic Confederate Flag Tattoo (02-23-2010)
Renew Party Overcomes Obstacles To Become That Party No One Has Ever Heard Of (02-23-2010)
Local Bacteria Has Awkward Morning-After With Self (02-23-2010)
Double Entendre Party Promises To Make Big Splash On New Face Of UNL (02-23-2010)
Speedskater Apolo Anton Ohno Changes Name To Apolo Anton Ocho Cinco (02-09-2010)
Seeking 200 Million Viewers, NBC Renames Winter Olympics ‘All-Girl Hottie Hot Make-Out Time’ (02-09-2010)
Four Red Flags To Avoid During The Manhunt (02-09-2010)
Editor's Note (2/9/10) (02-09-2010)
Man Successfully Urinates Out Of Moving Vehicle (02-09-2010)
Interview With Susan G Cole (02-09-2010)
ESPN Reports: Saints Super Bowl Victory Fixes All Of New Orleans' Problems (02-09-2010)
College Of Engineering Celebrates 100 Years Of Teaching Students To Drive Trains (02-09-2010)
White Party-Goers Look To Sole Black Guy For Approval Every Time Rap Song Plays (02-09-2010)
PCP Is A Helluva Drug, Reports Wandering Duck With Your Mom's Face (02-09-2010)
All-American Basketball League Seeks To Restore Civility, Dignity Of All-White Sports (02-09-2010)
Obama Pledges To Talk More About Making Decisions In Second Year (02-09-2010)
Chinese Citizens Finally Free To Google Search Hot Political Issues, Porn (02-09-2010)
Guy Waiting In Line For Urinal Doesn’t Have To Go To The Bathroom (02-09-2010)
Ron Jeremy's Penis Fields Questions Following Pornography Debate (02-09-2010)
Lickety Split Sex Column - John In Miami Heat (02-09-2010)
Citing Threat To Republican Principles, French Government To Ban Nicolas Sarkozy In Public Places (02-09-2010)
America Sees Earthquake In Haiti As Wakeup Call, Thankful No One Was Hurt (01-26-2010)
Argument Severely Weakened By Box Of Cheese Nips In Left Hand (01-26-2010)
Rookie Jehovah's Witness Achieves Fabled 'Triple-Double' In Converts (01-26-2010)
City Of Lincoln Renews Contract With The Sun For Snow Removal Services (01-26-2010)
Senior Thinking Of Possibly Joining Peace Corps, Maybe (01-26-2010)
Tall, Black Student Not On Sports Team (01-26-2010)
Bum On Corner Used To Be Trapeze Artist, Fireman, Lizard (01-26-2010)
Multibillion Dollar Robotics Grant Rescinded After Prototype Fails The “Can You Fuck It?” Test (01-26-2010)
Tortured Artiste Trapped In Perfectly Healthy Relationship (01-26-2010)
Nixon Biographer Accidentally Interviews ‘Deep Throat’ Star Linda Lovelace (01-26-2010)
Demi Moore To Appear On ‘SuperNanny’ With Disobedient Ashton Kutcher (01-26-2010)
Disgraced Senator Harry Reid Ordered To Speak In ‘Negro Dialect’ For One Month (01-26-2010)
Rachel Maddow Edges Out Anderson Cooper For Sexiest Man In Journalism (01-26-2010)
Creepy Effeminate Dude Still Has Halloween Photo As Profile Pic (01-26-2010)
Editor's Note (1/26/10) (01-26-2010)
Licket Split Sex Column: Once Again, Herman To The Rescue (01-26-2010)
Fun. (01-26-2010)
13 Things Not To Do On Your 21st Birthday (01-26-2010)
Editor's Note (12/15/09) (12-15-2009)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Stop At Nothing To Get His Son Season's Hottest Gift (12-15-2009)
Santa Loses Mind After Realizing He Doesn't Exist (12-15-2009)
Serial Killer Would Kill To Watch Another Human Life Fade Away Before His Eyes (12-15-2009)
‘2 Corinthians 2 Furious’ Probably Local Teen’s Favorite Book Of Teen Bible (12-15-2009)
Tom Osborne’s Office Beginning To Get That Old People Smell (12-15-2009)
Children Wiggling On Lap Is All Mall Santa Wants For Christmas (12-15-2009)
Kwanzaa Canceled (12-15-2009)
Pagans Fear People Forgetting True Meaning Of Winter Solstice (12-15-2009)
Dementia-Ridden Grandmother Accidentally Says Something Profound (12-15-2009)
Local Dad Got Another Fucking Tie This Year (12-15-2009)
Woman Learns Her Baby Worth Its Weight In Meth (12-15-2009)
Tiny Tim Dies Of Polio (12-15-2009)
'Tis The Season For Giving, Receiving (12-15-2009)
Herman's Holiday Wish List Unveiled (12-15-2009)
World Outraged At Santa's New Catchphrase: Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night — Except The Jews (12-15-2009)
Jesus Pissed His Birthday So Close To Christmas (12-15-2009)
Warren Buffett Buys Union Pacific, Completing 1:1 Scale Train Set (12-01-2009)
Homeless Man Now Taking Debit Cards (12-01-2009)
Melting Rice 'Apparently Possible,' Reports Stoned Guy Making Rice (12-01-2009)
Freshman Takes Off Lanyard (12-01-2009)
Mormon Slut Will Hold Hands With Just About Anybody (12-01-2009)
Irritated Boyfriend Ends Tense Two-Hour Standoff Between Local Woman, Spider (12-01-2009)
Conversation Turns Awkward When Shih Tzu Walks In On Dog Joke (12-01-2009)
Local Meth Head Takes Radio Apart, Puts It Back Together, Takes It Apart, Puts It Back Together (12-01-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Thanksgiving Makes No Damn Sense (12-01-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Thanksgiving Questions Answered (12-01-2009)
Creator Of Heartwarming, Holiday-Themed Commercial Goes Home To Empty House (12-01-2009)
Reindeer Pileup Crushes Millions Of Dreams (12-01-2009)
'Paranormal Activity' Director To Flick Lights On And Off, Make Spooky Noises (12-01-2009)
Kids Lose Quiet Game (12-01-2009)
Ian McKellen To Light Big, Gay, Protest Fire Under America’s Ass (12-01-2009)
Wheelchair Soccer Match Ends In 0 Goals, 216 Hand Ball Violations (12-01-2009)
Ethiopian Child Would Have Spent Man’s 15 Cent Donation On Booze, Anyway (12-01-2009)
Women’s Basketball Team Unveils 'Jump Shot'; Game Will Never Be The Same (12-01-2009)
An Open Letter To The NU Board Of Regents From The DN Editorial Staff (12-01-2009)
Interview With Canadian Folk-Rock Band 'The Wooden Sky' (12-01-2009)
Monsanto Patents Method For Extracting Plants From Soil (11-17-2009)
Suh Crashes Truck Into Orphanage: Orphanage Cited For Being Too Close To Street (11-17-2009)
Citing Budget Woes, University Encourages Students To Only Use Meal Plans As 'Last Resort' (11-17-2009)
Interview With GWAR (11-17-2009)
Sean Hannity Proves He Can Deepthroat Entire US Constitution (11-17-2009)
Mother Unconvinced Son Is 'Just Holding It For Someone' In All 215 Facebook Photos (11-17-2009)
Doc Sadler Follows Up Mass Phone Call By Visiting Every Dorm Room On Campus In Hopes Of Selling Basketball Tickets (11-17-2009)
BET To Premiere Made-For-TV Movie 'Where My Wild Things At?' (11-17-2009)
Single Guy Totally Gets Your Relationship Problems (11-17-2009)
J.D. Salinger Crumples Up Yet Another Story About Troubled Boy From New York (11-17-2009)
Iowa’s Exotic Ice Sculpture Industry Booming After Gay Marriage Amendment (11-17-2009)
Alabama Fondly Recalls A Time When It Had Class, Slavery (11-17-2009)
Gold Hits Record High, Now Worth Twice Its Weight In Gold (11-17-2009)
Joe Biden Pretends To Be President In Press Conference To Empty Room (11-17-2009)
Release Of DJ Hero Praised By Parents Hoping To Keep Their Embarrassingly Douchie Kids Away From Public (11-17-2009)
Boyfriend’s Bedroom Mannerisms Remind Girl Fondly Of Stepfather (11-17-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Some People Are Born To Lead While Others Born To Ruin Peoples’ Days (11-17-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Things Have Felt A Lot Like Christmas Around Camp Herman Lately (11-17-2009)
Girl Passed Out On Couch Wouldn’t Dress Like That If She Didn’t Want Something (11-17-2009)
Editor's Note (11/17/09) (11-17-2009)
Study: One In Five Dentists Wouldn’t Put Colgate Brand Toothpaste Anywhere Near Their Mouth (11-17-2009)
Brendan Fraser Wears George Of The Jungle Costume For 3rd Straight Halloween (11-03-2009)
Lindbergh Baby Found Hiding In The Attic (11-03-2009)
Chairman Meow Appointed Leader Of Campus Feral Cat Population (11-03-2009)
Student Successfully Passes Off 'Family Guy' Joke As Own (11-03-2009)
Spindle Records Keeps Spinning As Vinyl Sales Speed Up (11-03-2009)
Lazy Patriot Hoping Flags Are At Half-Staff Today (11-03-2009)
Woman Falls Down Stairs Because She Can’t Fucking Learn (11-03-2009)
GM Pitches New Slogan “Cars: Fewer Minorities And Poor People Than The Bus” (11-03-2009)
Zac Lee Still Getting Laid (11-03-2009)
Royals Fan Unaware MLB Held Playoffs At End Of Every Season (11-03-2009)
Confused Dad Takes Kids To ‘Wild Things’ Starring Denise Richards And Neve Campbell (11-03-2009)
Typo Leads To Congress Passing Pubic Healthcare Option (11-03-2009)
Obama Appoints Czar Czar To Overhaul Government Czars (11-03-2009)
Gay Community Cannot Wait To Exercise Right To Die In Middle East (11-03-2009)
November Marks Advent Of Stupid Hat Season (11-03-2009)
UN Representative With Slow Translator Unsure What Everyone Is Applauding About (11-03-2009)
Homeless Child Sent To Alley Without Dinner For Sixth Night In A Row (11-03-2009)
FDA Bans Flavored Lube In Attempt To Curb Teen Pregnancy (11-03-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Halloween Was A Wet One For This Columnist (11-03-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Sometimes A Dumb, Snobby-Ass Freshman Needs To Be Put In Her Place (11-03-2009)
Editor's Note (11/3/09) (11-03-2009)
Editor's Note (10/3/09) (10-06-2009)
Perfectly Preserved 1950s Small Town Discovered In Western Nebraska (10-06-2009)
Duck Census Challenges Core Beliefs Of Ducks Unlimited (10-06-2009)
Learned Man Pronounces ‘learned’ Like A Bitch (10-06-2009)
Homeless Man Enjoys Prestige That Comes With Being Mistaken For English Professor (10-06-2009)
In Hilarious Blunder, Local Teen Has Two Dates To Big Dance (10-06-2009)
Drunken Man Loses Balance On “O” Street, Liu Kang Finishes Him (10-06-2009)
Guy Writing Rape Story In Your Fiction Class Probably Means Business (10-06-2009)
Sports Writers' Union Admits To Writing Same Three Football Stories For Past 80 Years (10-06-2009)
Woman Lives Vicariously Through Yorkshire Terrier (10-06-2009)
Republican Dog Shits First, Asks Questions Later (10-06-2009)
Led Zeppelin Tattoo Not As Cool As Guy With Led Zeppelin Tattoo Thinks It Is (10-06-2009)
Porn Industry Plans To Take Great Care Of Your Estranged Daughter (10-06-2009)
Obama Asks Gov Paterson To Step Aside, No, The Other Way, OK, Now You’re Outside (10-06-2009)
Husband’s Bad Attitude Ruins Lovely Evening On The Town (10-06-2009)
KKK To Don Throwbacks To Commemorate 300th Consecutive Meeting Without Someone Forgetting To Bring Snacks (10-06-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - A Plea For T.O. To Stop Sucking It Up (10-06-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Painting The Perfect Scene To Whip It Out, Herman Style (10-06-2009)
Chuck Klosterman Interview With Exclusive Excerpt From Upcoming Book "Eating The Dinosaur" (10-06-2009)
Drunk Student Can’t Believe We Never Go To Lazzari's (09-22-2009)
Editor's Note (9/22/09) (09-22-2009)
Despite Extensive, Self-Made List Of “Han-Like” Qualities, “Star Wars” Fan Has Most In Common With C-3PO (09-22-2009)
Hannah Montana Catches Rare Disease That Only Merchandise Sales Can Cure (09-22-2009)
Patrick Swayze To Star In “Ghost” Sequel (09-22-2009)
House Urges Joe Wilson To Use Inside Voice, Turn On Listening Ears (09-22-2009)
Neighbor’s Dogs Outraged To See You Going Outside (09-22-2009)
Study: Misogyny Up Nationwide, According To Some Dumb Bitch (09-22-2009)
Fallen Fat Man Finds New Appreciation For Turtles (09-22-2009)
Hipster Scientist Engineers Lowest-Ever V-Neck Shirt (09-22-2009)
UNL Athletic Department Totally Feeling The Budget Cuts Too, You Guys (09-22-2009)
Creepy Guy At Your Little Sister’s Soccer Game There For Love Of The Sport (09-22-2009)
Small Town Has A Lot Going On, Reports Every Visiting Politician (09-22-2009)
Chad Ocho Cinco Spills Chad Ocho Drinko (09-22-2009)
MLK’s Son Finally Judged By Content Of His Character, Wishes Dad Had Set Different Standard (09-22-2009)
Beneath Bed Sheets May Be Only Safe Haven From Expected Boogie Man Attacks (09-22-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - A Balancing Act: America And Egg Rolls (09-22-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Burning Questions Answered (09-22-2009)
Interview With Peasant (09-22-2009)
Swine Flu Most Likely To Strike Students With Incredibly Improbable Number Of Dead Relatives (09-08-2009)
Economists: Stimulating The Economy Is Simple – Just Find The E-Spot (09-08-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Jaguar In A Silk Robe (09-08-2009)
"UP" DVD Release May Traumatize Kids Whose Grandfathers Were Carried Away By Balloons (09-08-2009)
Rest Of 1970's To Play Next Year's State Fair (09-08-2009)
Joaquin Phoenix Forgoes Budding Rap Career, Decides To Become Unicorn Instead (09-08-2009)
Korean Student Association Designs Badminton Shuttlecock Capable Of Striking Basketball Courts (09-08-2009)
Area Man Can't Believe There Are Two Koreas (09-08-2009)
Architecture Student Wants You To Know How Little He’s Slept This Week (09-08-2009)
Man Tries To Remove Gerbil From Own Rectum With Cat, Now Needs Dog (09-08-2009)
FBI Reveal ‘Handgun Killer’ Repeatedly Shoots Bullets From Handgun Into Victims (09-08-2009)
Adults Unable To Grasp Even Basics Of New Kids Cereal (09-08-2009)
Seattle Pre-Intelligencer Unsurprised By Collapse Of Rival Paper (09-08-2009)
Film Studies Major Enjoys Career With Panera Bread (09-08-2009)
White House Begins More Liberal Anti-drug Campaign: “Meth Okay, But Just This Once.” (09-08-2009)
Hurricane Nigel Stays Off Coast, Yells British Insults At Florida (09-08-2009)
TLC To Debut 'Jon Minus Nine' (09-08-2009)
Interview With Bill Scheft (09-08-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs: Apologetic Asian: I'm Really Sorry (09-08-2009)
Joe Garden Guest Editorial: Is This Thing Still Around? (09-08-2009)
Editor's Note (9/8/09) (09-08-2009)
Hipster’s Testicles Win Legal Emancipation After Years Of Tight-jean Abuse (11-25-2008)
Unitarian Church Excommunicates Student For Having Specific Beliefs (11-25-2008)
Editor's Note (11/25/08) (11-25-2008)
Safe Haven Law Offers Alternative To Public Pools During Winter Months, Parents Say (11-25-2008)
Meeting Of OxiClean Guy And ShamWow Guy Results In Extremely Clean, Dry Battle (11-25-2008)
Man Finds True Love On JuicyCampus (11-25-2008)
Competition Shrinks Rapidly In Russian Roulette Championships (11-25-2008)
McDonald’s Introduces Pre-blended Value Meals To Solve Chewing Hassle (11-25-2008)
Boy Who Shot Father Recruited To ‘Halo 3’ Team (11-25-2008)
Plan To Enrich Self While Studying Abroad Falters When Student Realizes Other Countries Have Bars, Too (11-25-2008)
Poll: 73% Of Penises ‘Above Average’ (11-25-2008)
Failed High Five Shames Two, Ruins ‘Totally Awesome’ Moment (11-25-2008)
Ailing Economy Causes Unprecedented Woes For Rich Kids Pretending To Be Poor (11-25-2008)
Man Sues Over Libelous Autobiography (11-25-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: A Little Lesson On Being Thankful, Giving Back (11-25-2008)
The Doctor Is Always On F*cking Time (11-25-2008)
The DailyER Talks With 'Oxford Collapse' Guitarist And Lead Vocalist, Michael Pace (11-25-2008)
Editor's Note (11/11/2008) (11-11-2008)
Rainbow Road Declared Structurally Unsound By Mushroom Kingdom Road Commission (11-11-2008)
Drunken Obama Equally Charismatic (11-11-2008)
Studies Find Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin’ To Fuck Wit (11-11-2008)
Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sells On EBay (11-11-2008)
McCain Prefers Holiday Inn To Hanoi Hilton (11-11-2008)
Crazy Can Man Finally Raises Enough Money To Lease Apartment (11-11-2008)
Area Family Finishes Game Of Monopoly (11-11-2008)
Honor Student Pressures Pothead Friend To Try UCARE (11-11-2008)
Bomb Threats Sent In Advance For Next Controversial Speaker (11-11-2008)
No News Turns Out To Be Bad News (11-11-2008)
Daredevil Paraplegic Takes The Stairs (11-11-2008)
Abortion Organization Finds Depressed Feti Are Aborting Themselves (11-11-2008)
Student Changes Facebook 9 Times A Day (11-11-2008)
Huge Crowd With Nothing Else Better To Do Watches Beached Whale Die (11-11-2008)
NASA Motivational Poster: ‘It’s Not Rocket Science!’ Fails To Increase Morale (11-11-2008)
English Major Smoking 2-foot-long Cigarette Asserts Lordship Over Andrews Hall (11-11-2008)
The Doctor Hates Women, But Won’t Screw A Dude (11-11-2008)
The Rice And The Wrongs: Discrimination Not Stuck In The Past (11-11-2008)
The DailyER Talks With Jeanie Schroder, Bassist, Sousaphonist And Vocalist Of DeVotchKa (11-11-2008)
Dining Halls To Replace Wasteful Trays, Plates, Silverware With Troughs (10-28-2008)
Editor's Note (10/28/08) (10-28-2008)
UNL LGBTQA To Assimilate Entire Alphabet By 2010 (10-28-2008)
‘Joe The Plumber’ Cut During Auditions For Village People (10-28-2008)
Michael Phelps Closing Fast In Final Moments Of Presidential Elections (10-28-2008)
Dyslexic Atheists Sue Untied Church Of Dog (10-28-2008)
Woman Confused As To Why Boyfriend Is Upset With Castration (10-28-2008)
‘Mad Money’ Accurately Depicts Stock Market For First Time In Show’s History (10-28-2008)
Biden Drops Baby: Mother, Obama Supporter, ‘Honored’ (10-28-2008)
Alpha Delta Upset Fellow Frat Bros Also Dressing Like The Joker For Halloween (10-28-2008)
America Demands China To Recall Chopsticks: ‘They Don’t Work Good’ (10-28-2008)
Frantic Congress Announces All Money Now Worth Double (10-28-2008)
Creative Writing Student’s Story Contains Happy Ending (10-28-2008)
Car Crashes Into Sheldon Window: Exhibit Opens To Rave Reviews (10-28-2008)
Poll: 67% Of Americans Prefer SNL Sara Palin (10-28-2008)
The Doctor Is Still Here, Broke (10-28-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Tattoo Inspires, Despite The Scar (10-28-2008)
The DailyER Talks With Folk Singer Daniel Martin Moore (10-28-2008)
David Byrne, Ex-Head Blows Some Heads Off: Live At Kewit Hall In Omaha 10/17/08 (10-28-2008)
Interview With Daniel Martin Moore (10-25-2008)
Candidate Justifies Complicated Policy Decision With A Single Anecdote (10-14-2008)
Marine Corps Beats Peace Corps In Annual Softball Game (10-14-2008)
McCain Promises Nation’s Youth Hard Candies If Elected (10-14-2008)
8-Second Pre-meal Prayer Saves Student From Eternal Damnation (10-14-2008)
Director Of “Star Wars Kid” And “Eli Porter: I’m Tha Best, Mayne” Plans Next Big-budget YouTube Sensation (10-14-2008)
Editor's Note (10/14/2008) (10-14-2008)
Nebraska Tourism Website Adds Quick, Helpful Link To California Tourism Site (10-14-2008)
New Version Of Photoshop Still Unable To Make Steve Buscemi Remotely Attractive (10-14-2008)
Pelini, Callahan Share Awkward Exchange (10-14-2008)
Darn Right Sarah Palin Will Betcha She’s [words To Fill Space] Good At Memorizing (10-14-2008)
Anti-lobbyist Lobby Lobbies Against Washington Lobbying (10-14-2008)
The DailyER Talks With David Bazan Of Pedro The Lion And Headphones. (10-14-2008)
Cannibal Disappointed By Chili’s Baby Back Ribs (10-14-2008)
Lincoln Kitten Saves Firefighter (10-14-2008)
Blondes Refuse To Enter Burnett Hall (10-14-2008)
The Doctor Is Deceased (10-14-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Still A Prosperous Time To Be College Student, Despite The Down Economy (10-14-2008)
2015 Vision, ‘Aw F*ck It’, Approved (10-14-2008)
Christian Student Would Just Like To Ask You A Couple Of Questions (09-30-2008)
12 Percent Of Americans Believe Barack Obama To Be Malevolent Space Lizard (09-30-2008)
Younger Sister Defies Repeated Warnings To Stop Hitting Self (09-30-2008)
Swimmer Inspires Nation By Swimming Slightly Faster Than Opponents (09-30-2008)
Trojan Introduces New ‘His Pleasure’ Condoms (09-30-2008)
Popular Metal Musician Admits To Lifelong Impediment (09-30-2008)
Editor's Note (9/30/08) (09-30-2008)
Gay Model Kicked Off Photo Shoot (09-30-2008)
Friend Of Homosexual Not Sure If He’s Allowed To Make Gay Joke Yet (09-30-2008)
Bush Coasting To End Of Presidency, Planning Tricks (09-30-2008)
Grandmother Impressed By Number Of Blacks Going To College These Days (09-30-2008)
Wedding Rings Worth More Than Institution Of Marriage (09-30-2008)
Left-handed Person’s Greatest Accomplishment Remains Left-handedness (09-30-2008)
Aspiring Existentalist On Hunt To Find Reason To Search For Self (09-30-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Learning The Rice And Wrongs (09-30-2008)
Dr. Rodger Is Back, Mother-f***ers! (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With 'South Park' Animation Director, Ryan Quincy (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With The Nation's 'Foxiest' Democrat, Scott Kleeb (09-30-2008)
Editor's Note (3/4/2008) (03-04-2008)
UNL Eyes State Fair Park For Fertile Memorial Grounds (02-19-2008)
Prophets Jesus, Mohammed Faceoff In Holy Scriptures Sales Competition (02-19-2008)
Editor's Note (2/19/2008) (02-19-2008)
Satire Is Easy! (02-19-2008)