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Nation Ends Unhealthy Relationship With South Carolina Following Gingrich Win (01-31-2012)New ASUN Bill Demands Netflix Streaming Add 'Boy Meets World' (01-31-2012)
Seeds | Saturday Night Live: Grace Kelly Sketch (01-31-2012)
Occupy Lincoln Reaches 100 Days (01-31-2012)
UNL Housing Denies SARS Outbreak (01-31-2012)
Local Boyfriend ‘Gets’ Painting (01-31-2012)
White Man Likely To Win GOP Nomination, Polls Show (01-31-2012)
Kidnapper Successfully Nabs Child (01-31-2012)
Romney Announces Fight For State’s Rights To Party (01-31-2012)
Advice From Man Who’s Cleared Out A Few Infestations In His Time | By: Joe Biden (01-31-2012)
Seeds Film Review | Haywire (01-31-2012)
Lana Del Ray | Album Review (01-31-2012)
Super Bowl XLVI Preview (01-31-2012)
Entertainment Editor's Note 1/31 (01-31-2012)
Editor's Note 1/31 (01-31-2012)
Tennis | Interview (01-31-2012)
Fionn Regan | Interview (01-31-2012)
Terrorist Joke Bombs (01-17-2012)
Doc Sadler Tells Team To Forget Everything He Taught Them About Basketball (01-17-2012)
John Papuchis Asks Bo Pelini To Explain Every Defensive Play One At A Time, Please (01-17-2012)
Seeds | The Blurring Line Between Film And TV (01-17-2012)
Entertainment Editor's Note 1/17 (01-17-2012)
Seal | Feature Interview (01-17-2012)
Seeds Asks: What Impact Does Piracy Have On Your Records/Fanbase? (01-17-2012)
President Obama Signs Controversial Diner Bill (01-17-2012)
Devaney Center Deemed Fifth Most Popular Lincoln-Based Basketball Venue (01-17-2012)
Girlfriend Red-Shirted Following Plans To Practice Abstinence For 2012 Season (01-17-2012)
Report: Eating Like A Fatass May Cause Obesity (01-17-2012)
Engineering Major Builds Pretty Decent Shelf (01-17-2012)
Seeds | Archer: Comedy’s Perfect Storm (01-17-2012)
The Bunkbeds Just Aren't The Same WIthout Carl | By Bo Pelini (01-17-2012)
It’s Been Three Days, Are You Ever Going To Change Those Pants? | By Your Stalker (01-17-2012)
"RA Scion" : Extensive Behind The Mic With The Voice Of Common Market & Victor Shade (12-06-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 12/6 (12-06-2011)
Local Sandlot Unable To Foster Childhood Dreams (12-06-2011)
The Black Keys | ”El Camino” | Album Review (12-06-2011)
Jerry Sandusky Starts Program For At-Risk Lawyers (12-06-2011)
Man With Bat Lauded For Base Hit, Condemned For Wife Hit (12-06-2011)
Man Enjoying Comfort, Low Expectations Of Friend Zone (12-06-2011)
Nostalgic Duke Fans Remember When Coach K Yelled More Obscenities (12-06-2011)
Doc Sadler Dedicating Season To Not Losing His Job (12-06-2011)
Sense Of Self-Loathing Bolstered By Crappy Personality, Stupid Hair Cut (12-06-2011)
How To Catfish Your Facebook | By Norman Garey (12-06-2011)
Ndamukong Suh Eats Pregnant Woman (12-06-2011)
I'm Putting Money On Todd Haley Getting Fired | By Todd Haley (12-06-2011)
Sex With Prostitute Forces Man To Run For Senate (12-06-2011)
Girlfriend Now 70% Sure She Could Do Better (12-06-2011)
Promise Of Some New Dope Shit Forces Congress To Loosen Border Security (12-06-2011)
Editor’s Note 12/6 (12-06-2011)
God Six Decades Behind On Answering Prayers (11-29-2011)
Pervert Report: Pornography Debate Ruined By Lack Of Naked Lesbians (11-29-2011)
Verbal Confrontation Adds Nearly Four Dollars To Family's Swear Jar (11-29-2011)
Report: Denver's Offensive Playbook A Copy Of The Holy Bible (11-29-2011)
Seeds | Video Games: Audience As Art (11-29-2011)
The Best Defense Is A Mediocre Offense | By Roger Goodell (11-29-2011)
Completed Version Of A Previously Incomplete Thought | By Rick Perry (11-29-2011)
J.D. Salinger Refusing To Influence Future Generations (11-29-2011)
Editor's Note 11/29 (11-29-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 11/29 (11-29-2011)
"We Heart NY" | An Interview With Samuel (11-29-2011)
"Some Nights" | An (Extended!) Interview With Fun. (11-29-2011)
Childish Gambino | "Camp" | Album Review (11-29-2011)
Melancholia | Film Review (11-29-2011)
Electoral College To Adopt BCS-Style Ranking System (11-29-2011)
Indianapolis Colts Placed On Injured Reserve (11-29-2011)
Lack Of Celebrity Role Model Forcing Girl To Look Up To Parents (11-29-2011)
Blunder At Blender Convention Leaves Dozens With Chewy Smoothies (11-29-2011)
Athletic Department Forgets To Pay Devaney Center’s Electric Bill (11-29-2011)
“Changing Atmospheres” : An Interview With Ra Ra Riot (11-21-2011)
Sorority Report: There Are A Lot Of Ugly Babies Out There | By Mackenzie (11-08-2011)
Dennard Spills Barbecue Sauce On His Blackshirt (11-08-2011)
I Hope I Can Kill The Next One Myself | By Barack Obama (11-08-2011)
Middle School Jazz Band Brings In Da Noise, Da Funk (11-08-2011)
Nervous 'Siri' Reluctant To Enter Bathroom Stall With Student (11-08-2011)
NBA Outsourced To China (11-08-2011)
Blackfaced Ira Glass To Host New Radio Program ‘This Urban Life’ (11-08-2011)
Ron Brown Beginning To Question Relationship Between Christianity, Football (11-08-2011)
Occupy Lincoln Provides Local Media With Weeks Of Almost-News Stories (11-08-2011)
Florence + The Machine | "Ceremonials" | Album Review (11-08-2011)
Husker Update: Volleyball Edition (11-08-2011)
St Louis Rams Coach No Longer Dangling Twinkies Near Endzone As Incentive (11-08-2011)
City And Colour | Interview (11-08-2011)
Sesame Street Introduces New Anti-Semitic Character (11-08-2011)
Occupy Wall Street Named Best Music Festival Of 2011 (10-25-2011)
Al Davis Dead Again (10-25-2011)
Ohio Police Hunt Escaped Joe Biden (10-25-2011)
Half-Eaten Bag Of Cheetos Wins Miss America Pageant (10-25-2011)
Tom Osborne Left At Iowa Truck Stop (10-25-2011)
Calm Bo Pelini Screaming At Half Volume (10-25-2011)
I'm Usually Against Abortion, But Becky Has No Business Being A Mother | By God (10-25-2011)
Because Screw You, That's Why | By Bo Pelini (10-25-2011)
NAACP Revokes Obama's Race Card (10-25-2011)
Ex-Boyfriend Just Wants His Xbox Controller Back (10-25-2011)
Local Man Watches Women’s Sports For Fundamentals (10-25-2011)
Microsoft Hosts Zune Funeral Service Inside Custodial Closet (10-25-2011)
Editor's Note | 10/25 (10-25-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note | 10/25 (10-25-2011)
"Rooftops & Alleyways" | An Interview With The Cold War Kids (10-25-2011)
"Manchester Orchestra Is Inside / Out" | An Interview With Jon Corley & Chris Freeman (10-25-2011)
Occupy Wall Street Protest Turns Into Stirring Steve Jobs Memorial (10-11-2011)
Editor's Note | 10/11 (10-11-2011)
Aristocats Appalled By Husker Cats’ Living Conditions (10-11-2011)
Girl Apparently Thinks She Can Seriously Get Away With That Top (10-11-2011)
Penis Joke Not Well Received (10-11-2011)
Bathroom Stall Graffiti Sheds Light On Thoughtful Previous Tenants (10-11-2011)
Area Man Refuses To Think Of Ryan Gosling As Anything But That Guy From The Notebook (10-11-2011)
Saudi Arabian Women Granted Right To Vote Against Furthering Women’s Rights (10-11-2011)
Biden Cock-Blocks Obama (10-11-2011)
Huskers Replace Defense With 10-Foot Fence (10-11-2011)
Taylor Martinez Beginning To Wonder What Love Is (10-11-2011)
True Life: Addicted To Catnip | Chester, Kitty-cat (10-11-2011)
Sorority Report: Zero Hotties Found At Homeless Shelter | By Mackenzie (10-11-2011)
Mason Jennings | Interview (10-11-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note | 10/11 (10-11-2011)
Mayer Hawthorne | Album Review (10-11-2011)
Battlefield 3 | Video Game Review (10-11-2011)
Feist Album Review (10-11-2011)
The Ides Of March | Film Review (10-11-2011)
Husker Nation Pats Self On Back Following Astonishing Accomplishment By Football Team (10-11-2011)
AUSTIN CITY LIMITS 2011 (10-10-2011)
Jobs Act To Support Creation Of 300-Foot Laser Cat (09-20-2011)
Editor's Note | 9/20 (09-20-2011)
The Drums | Interview (09-20-2011)
Atheist Yelling About Science At Local Bible College (09-20-2011)
Report: Everyone Generally An Asshole (09-20-2011)
Guy At Party With Guitar Playing Wonderwall Again (09-20-2011)
Economy Admits It Has Been Prescribed Antidepressants. (09-20-2011)
Lonely Tax To Charge Citizens $1 Every Time They Masturbate (09-20-2011)
Same Sitcom Premise To Be Used By 20 New Shows This Fall (09-20-2011)
New Girl | TV Review (09-20-2011)
St. Vincent | Album Review (09-20-2011)
Minecraft | Game Review (09-20-2011)
Warrior | Film Review (09-20-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note | 9/20 (09-20-2011)
Tim Beck Still Calling Taylor Martinez "Peyton Manning" (09-20-2011)
Budget Concerns Force GOP Nominees To Split ‘Cracker Barrel’ Groupon (09-20-2011)
Smokey Bear Recommends Chewing Tobacco (09-20-2011)
All You Need Is A Night Out | By Your Penis (09-20-2011)
American Jobs Act Is Destroying Real America | By Rick Perry (09-20-2011)
Blitzen Trapper | Feature Interview (09-20-2011)
Nebraska Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Chattanooga Game (09-06-2011)
Show Your Red Campaign Well-Received By Sidewalks, Trashcans (09-06-2011)
Gadhafi Last Seen With Waldo On The Outskirts Of Tripoli (09-06-2011)
New Roommate Hasn’t Showered Yet (09-06-2011)
Only Eligible Candidate Takes District By Storm (09-06-2011)
Area Cat Indifferent (09-06-2011)
Biden Pierces Right Ear In Support Of Gay Rights (09-06-2011)
Toyota Issues Recall Of 2011-Model Japanese Prime Minister (09-06-2011)
Sexual Tension At Church Camp Broken By Sex (09-06-2011)
Priest Only Sexually Attracted To God (09-06-2011)
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Get Drafted By The Redskins | Roy Helu, Jr (09-06-2011)
Don’t Worry, We’re Scientists; The Aquifer Fish Will Be Fine | TransCanada CEO Russ Girling (09-06-2011)
We're Just Throwing That Shit In The Trash | The City Of Lincoln's Recycling Operations (09-06-2011)
Beirut | Interview (09-06-2011)
Omaha Block Party | Concert Review (09-06-2011)
The Horrible Crowes | Album Review (09-06-2011)
Blitzen Trapper | Album Review (09-06-2011)
Seeds | In Defense Of Remakes (09-06-2011)
Why We Love Louie (09-06-2011)
Mister Heavenly | Interview (09-06-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note | 9/6 (09-06-2011)
Editor's Note | 9/6 (09-06-2011)
Girls | Album Review (09-06-2011)
The Hangover, Part II | Film Review (05-31-2011)
God Sends Swarm Of Locusts Following Approval Of Employee +1 Benefits (04-19-2011)
Obama Awarded Presidency After Republicans Fail To Nominate Actual Candidate (04-19-2011)
"Translates Into Song" : An Interview With Joshua James (04-19-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 4/19 (04-19-2011)
Goo Goo Dolls | Interview (04-19-2011)
Board Of Regents Blows Off Steam With Pillow Fight In Emptied Classics Department (04-19-2011)
Taco Bell "A Good Idea At The Time" (04-19-2011)
Make-A-Wish Recipient Regrets Wish (04-19-2011)
Double Amputee Vigilante Takes Justice Into His Own Feet (04-19-2011)
Entire Stadium Just Assuming Black Player Is Good (04-19-2011)
Biden Hopes Nation Will Come To His Piano Recital (04-19-2011)
Adoring Fan Meets Chris Brown, Walks Into Door (04-19-2011)
MC Obama Spits Budget Proposal To Nation (04-19-2011)
Taylor Martinez Insists On No-Contact Jersey For Entirety Of Season (04-19-2011)
Rex Ryan Drafts Treadmill (04-19-2011)
Serial Killers Today Have No Passion | Ted Bundy (04-19-2011)
All The Single Ladies, A Concern | Larry Goodwell (04-19-2011)
Editor's Note 4/19 (04-19-2011)
Foo Fighters | Album Review (04-19-2011)
TV On The Radio | Album Review (04-19-2011)
Cameron McGill & What Army | “Is A Beast” | Album Review (04-18-2011)
I Killed Your Girlfriend, Now We Can Be Together | By Taylor Swift (04-05-2011)
Disney Sending Pictures Of Disney World To Poor Families (04-05-2011)
Lonely Man Runs Out Of Lotion (04-05-2011)
Local Trash Defies Mother, Takes Self Out (04-05-2011)
Give Me 5 Minutes And I'll Make You An Intellectual | By The Wikipedia Page For James Joyce's "Ulysses" (04-05-2011)
Radiation Threatens Japan, McRib Is Back (04-05-2011)
Tim Beck Undecided On What To Wear To Spring Game (04-05-2011)
Annoyed Rex Burkhead Steals Leadership Role From Quarterbacks (04-05-2011)
Congress Votes To Defund Itself (04-05-2011)
Biden Lost In Anderson Cooper’s Eyes (04-05-2011)
Sarah McLachlan’s Voice Linked To Sad Pet Syndrome (04-05-2011)
Zac Lee Already Missing Spring Game (04-05-2011)
NUTS Refuses To Protect Black Squirrels (04-05-2011)
Editor's Note 4/5 (04-05-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 4/5 (04-05-2011)
Poetry | Film Review (04-05-2011)
White Denim | Interview (04-05-2011)
The Strokes | “Angles” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
Meat Puppets | Interview (04-05-2011)
Childish Gambino | “EP” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
It’s True | “Another Afterlife” | Album Review (04-05-2011)
ASUN Presidential Candidate Promises Conversation, Cooperation, Go Big Red (03-15-2011)
Immigration Raids Chipotle, Finds Angsty White Teens (03-15-2011)
Dying Child Just Wants PS4 (03-15-2011)
Surprisingly Coherent Biden Speech Ruined By The Word “Booyah” (03-15-2011)
CNN Becomes Charlie Sheen’s Live-In Girlfriend (03-15-2011)
WNBA Still A Thing (03-15-2011)
Zac Lee Preorders 50 Rookie Cards (03-15-2011)
In Life You Must Live With The Cheese You Choose | A Dead Mouse (03-15-2011)
Lamestreamers, A Concern | Larry Goodwell (03-15-2011)
Quadruple Amputee Doesn't Make The Cut (03-15-2011)
Happy Meals Renamed “Self-Loathing Meals” (03-15-2011)
Michael Bay Finishes Filming Transformers 3, Moves On To Script (03-15-2011)
All Nebraska Basketball Fan Wants Is To Lose In First Round Of NCAA Tournament (03-15-2011)
Iron & Wine | Interview (03-15-2011)
Tom Gabel Of Against Me! | Full Interview (03-15-2011)
"Lasers" | Lupe Fiasco | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Rural Alberta Advantage | "Departing" | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Noah And The Whale | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Happy Thank You More Please | Movie Review (03-15-2011)
The Dodos | "No Color" | Album Review (03-15-2011)
Dropkick Murphys, Against Me! | Val Air Ballroom | Concert Review (03-15-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 3/15 (03-15-2011)
Editor's Note 3/15 (03-15-2011)
Celtics Trade Garnett's Family To Thunder (03-14-2011)
Mountain Goats | "All Eternals Deck" | Album Review (03-14-2011)
Dropkick Murphys | "Going Out In Style" | Album Review (03-02-2011)
Student Coup Fails To Oust Justin Solomon From ASUN Presidency (03-01-2011)
Local Man Sits Down When He Pees (03-01-2011)
No One Important Killed In Avant-Garde Chainsaw Musical (03-01-2011)
Christian Student Hopes God Isn’t Watching (03-01-2011)
Grammy Award Costs "Arcade Fire" Majority Of Fan Base (03-01-2011)
Greece Riots To Remind World They Were First (03-01-2011)
Phoenix University Grants Student Medical License With Purchase Of “Scrubs: The Complete Series” (03-01-2011)
Revised Edition Of “Roots” Contains Twelve Words (03-01-2011)
Force Of Jim Rome's "Final Burn" Kills Unsuspecting Athlete (03-01-2011)
Divorce Rates Lead To All Time High In Home School Dropouts (03-01-2011)
I'm Just Screwing With You Now | Winter (03-01-2011)
Fatties, A Concern | Larry Goodwell (03-01-2011)
Dropkick Murphys | Interview (03-01-2011)
Radiohead | “The King Of Limbs” | Album Review (03-01-2011)
Adele | “21” | Album Review (03-01-2011)
Justified | TV Review (03-01-2011)
Low Anthem | Smart Flesh | Album Review (03-01-2011)
Smith Westerns | Concert Review (03-01-2011)
Toro Y Moi | Interview (03-01-2011)
Editor's Column 3/1 (03-01-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 3/1 (03-01-2011)
Roommate's Endearing Qualities Now Just Creepy (02-15-2011)
Friends With Benefits Endure Another Awkward Valentine's Day (02-15-2011)
Guy In Mom’s Basement Can Fix Eastern Conflicts, He Tells Computer Screen (02-15-2011)
New National Anthem Lyrics Unveiled At Super Bowl XLV (02-15-2011)
Roger Waters Denied Chance To Eat Pudding (02-15-2011)
Biden Accidentally Joins NAMBLA (02-15-2011)
Everyone Who Stole My Album Is About To Die | Conor Oberst (02-15-2011)
It’s Time For Sarah Palin To Save America | Libertarian Louie (02-15-2011)
Ousted Tunisian President Enjoying Early Retirement (02-15-2011)
Editor’s Note 2/15 (02-15-2011)
Entertainment Editors Note 2/15 (02-15-2011)
Porn Critic Gives Black Swan An "F" (02-15-2011)
Just Go With It | Film Review (02-15-2011)
Decemberists | Concert Review (02-15-2011)
Bright Eyes | Album Review (02-15-2011)
Portlandia | TV Review (02-15-2011)
Strike Gently | Interview Pt II (02-15-2011)
Andrew Bird | Album Review (02-11-2011)
Editor's Note 2/1 (02-01-2011)
Missing Pants, A Concern (02-01-2011)
Best Coast | Interview (02-01-2011)
Runza Announces Namesake Meal To Start Containing Food (02-01-2011)
Guy Eating Alone At Chinese Restaurant Wondering Where It All Went Wrong (02-01-2011)
Proposed Bill Would Cut Down On Binge Drinking, Joke State Lawmakers (02-01-2011)
Burmese Dissident Experiences Internet, Rethinks Free Speech (02-01-2011)
GOP Policy Of “La La La La, I Can’t Hear You!” Continues (02-01-2011)
CNN Capitalizes On Capitalizing On Tragedy (02-01-2011)
Egyptian Protesters Finally Overthrow King Tut (02-01-2011)
Jay Cutler Tears Sad Muscle (02-01-2011)
I Finally Litter-Trained My Favorite Niece (02-01-2011)
Adam Sessler | Feature Interview (02-01-2011)
Iron And Wine | Album Review (02-01-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 2/1 (02-01-2011)
Cold War Kids | “Mine Is Yours” | Album Review (02-01-2011)
Skins [US] | TV Review (02-01-2011)
LBP 2 | Game Review (02-01-2011)
Archer | TV Review (02-01-2011)
Californication | TV Review (02-01-2011)
Howl | Film Review (02-01-2011)
Parks And Recreation | TV Review (02-01-2011)
Joe Biden Caught Texting Again During State Of Union Address (02-01-2011)
The Apples In Stereo | Interview (01-24-2011)
Entertainment Editor's Note 1/18 (01-18-2011)
Dead Birds And Fish Linked To Captain Planet's Recent Drug Abuse (01-18-2011)
Poor Student With Golden Voice Remains Broadcasting Major (01-18-2011)
Feminist Demands Bachelorettes Degree (01-18-2011)
Twitchy Obama Keeps Reminding Everyone How Long It’s Been Since His Last Cigarette (01-18-2011)
Biden Fails Drug Test Again (01-18-2011)
With George Clooney’s Help, American Successfully Locates Darfur On A Map (01-18-2011)
John Boehner Reads Whole Of Green Eggs And Ham Aloud To Congress (01-18-2011)
Winter, A Concern (01-18-2011)
MyRed Fan Page Gains Third Fan (01-18-2011)
Popular Book May Lead Young Girls To Get Dragon Tattoos (01-18-2011)
The Decemberists | “The King Is Dead” | Album Review (01-18-2011)
Social Distortion | "Hard Times And Nursery Rhymes" | Album Review (01-18-2011)
Tiny Furniture | Film Review (01-18-2011)
The Green Hornet | Film Review (01-18-2011)
Cage The Elephant "Thank You Happy Birthday" | Review (01-18-2011)
Kentucky Stops Recruiting Basketball Player After Learning He Plans To Graduate (01-18-2011)
Nervous Congress Bans Everything Related To Violence (01-18-2011)
Oscar Nomination To Go To Whoever Says "Fuck You" In Boston Accent (01-18-2011)
Editor's Note 1/18 (01-18-2011)
"Colored With Nostalgia" : An Interview With Cameron McGill (01-18-2011)
TRON: Legacy | Film Review (01-02-2011)
The Fighter | Film Review (01-02-2011)
Gorillaz "The Fall" | Album Review (12-28-2010)
Oklahoma Wins Big 12 Championship In Controversial “Extra Three Quarters” (12-07-2010)
Kanye West Claims This Shit Is Fucking Ridiculous (12-07-2010)
Margot & The Nuclear So And So’s At The Waiting Room | Concert Review (12-07-2010)
The League | TV Review (12-07-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 12/7 (12-07-2010)
Deadmau5 4 X 4 = 12 | Album Review (12-07-2010)
JK Rowling Personally Bails Out Ireland (12-07-2010)
Child Appeals “Naughty” Designation To Supreme Court (12-07-2010)
Sarah Palin Mispronounces “Norfolk,” Explains How Well She Understands Its People (12-07-2010)
Foster Parents Careful Not To Spend Too Much On Presents (12-07-2010)
Anarchist Moves To Somalia, No Longer Anarchist (12-07-2010)
NBA Commissioner Cancels Rest Of Regular Season (12-07-2010)
OPINION: Steve Johnson, I Really Dropped The Ball On This One | Guest Column By God (12-07-2010)
Mushroomhead | Interview (12-07-2010)
I Love You Phillip Morris | Film Review (12-07-2010)
Editor's Note 12/7 (12-07-2010)
Look At That, Washington Has Already Corrupted My Beloved Tea Party By Libertarian Louie (12-07-2010)
Texas Changes Fight Song To "Home For The Holidays" (12-07-2010)
Steve Johnson, I Really Dropped The Ball On This One (12-07-2010)
T-Magic Breaks Magic Wand (12-06-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 11/23 (11-23-2010)
Ke$ha | Album Review (11-23-2010)
Benji Hughes | Interview (11-23-2010)
Local Student Still Can't Explain Why He's Shirtless (11-23-2010)
Why Doesn't Everyone Just Inherit Billions In Wal-Mart Stock Like Me? By Jim Walton (11-23-2010)
Lesbian Child Abuse Just Really Subtle, Christians Report (11-23-2010)
Senile Bobby Bowden Accidentally Coaches Seminoles (11-23-2010)
"Conan" | TV Review (11-23-2010)
New Study Finds Alcohol More Fun Than Heroin (11-23-2010)
Grandparents Fairly Certain Unmarried Granddaughter Is A Lesbian (11-23-2010)
Daniel Tosh At The Orpheum Review (11-23-2010)
Ben Kweller Interview (11-23-2010)
Sloppy Seconds A Concern By Larry Goodwell (11-23-2010)
Joe Biden Brings Live Mallard To Senate Session (11-23-2010)
"I'm Writing A Novel," Man Writing Novel Tells Every Girl At Bar (11-23-2010)
Man Learns He Has The Spirit Of A Wolf (11-23-2010)
The Hold Steady - Concert Review (11-23-2010)
A Day To Remember - What Separates Me From You Review (11-23-2010)
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days Review (11-23-2010)
For Immediate Release: Miley Cyrus Now 18 (11-23-2010)
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Police Having Trouble Taking Clown Burglary Seriously (11-23-2010)
After Returning Keys To GOP, Democrats Asked For Gas Money (11-23-2010)
Hipster Abandons Charity, Claiming It's Too Well Known (11-23-2010)
Study Shows Negative Correlation Between Between Bitches, Money (11-23-2010)
"Dexter" | TV Review (11-23-2010)
Russ Feingold Get Congress' Dog In Bitter Divorce (11-09-2010)
Bored Hugo Chavez Nationalizes Golf Courses (11-09-2010)
The Acorn | Interview (11-09-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 11/9 (11-09-2010)
Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare | Game DLC Review (11-09-2010)
Founder Of "Popular Belief" Tired Of Being Contradicted (11-09-2010)
After Long, Hard Campaign, Boehner Erected Speaker Of The House (11-09-2010)
Non-Voters Outcry: ‘See What You Did To Us?’ (11-09-2010)
Gentleman Disappointed With Gentleman’s Club (11-09-2010)
Interview With Netherfriends' Shawn Rosenblatt (11-09-2010)
Student Enjoying Summary Of Macbeth (11-09-2010)
Due Date - Film Review (11-09-2010)
South Park - TV Review (11-09-2010)
Matt And Kim "Sidewalks" | Album Review (11-09-2010)
It's Now Significantly Easier Being Green By Kermit The Frog (11-09-2010)
Latest Wikileak Alleges Biden Can Speak English (11-09-2010)
The Economic Collapse Was Just My Midlife Crisis By Ben Bernanke (11-09-2010)
53 New California Ska Bands Called 'Prop 19' (11-09-2010)
Max Bemis And The Painful Splits Review (11-09-2010)
Steve Jobs Agrees To Itunes Terms And Conditions (11-09-2010)
Editor's Note 11/9/10 (11-09-2010)
Greg Laswell | Concert Review (11-09-2010)
Husker Fans Voted ‘Classiest Shitheads’ In The NCAA (10-26-2010)
Editor's Note 10/26/10 (10-26-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 10/26 (10-26-2010)
Writing Is Like Plumbing - An Interview With Stephan Pastis (10-26-2010)
Another Damn Snorlax In The Road By Officer Jenny (10-26-2010)
The Walking Dead - TV Preview (10-26-2010)
Catfish - Movie Review (10-26-2010)
I'm Thinking I Can Exploit This Gay Teen Suicide Thing For At Least Another Month By Anderson Cooper (10-26-2010)
Minister Forsakes Bible After Learning Protaginist Was Jewish (10-26-2010)
Homeless Colony Found In Love Library (10-26-2010)
You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger - Film Review (10-26-2010)
Shawn Watson Hoping Zone Read A Surprise This Time (10-26-2010)
Husker Nation Grieves Over Events Of 10/16 (10-26-2010)
Minster Forsakes Bible After Learning Protaginist Is Jewish (10-26-2010)
NBA 2k11 Review (10-26-2010)
Mike Meister Interview (10-26-2010)
Guster | Concert Review (10-26-2010)
Man To Beat Out Ten Year Old In Fort Race (10-26-2010)
Chilean Miner Misses Peace, Quiet (10-26-2010)
Local Stripper Donates Wardrobe To Nobbies (10-26-2010)
New BP Study Finds Polar Bears Love Swimming (10-26-2010)
Kings Of Leon | Album Review (10-26-2010)
Gir'ls Head Found In Toilet, Reportedly Not Bobbing For Apples (10-26-2010)
Man To Beat Out Ten Year-old In Living Room Fort Race (10-26-2010)
Community | TV Review (10-26-2010)
BIG 12 SEASON PREVIEW (10-05-2010)
Vatican On Priest's Molestation Of Girl: 'At Least He's Not Gay' (10-05-2010)
TV Review - Boardwalk Empire (10-05-2010)
Local Natives | Interview (10-05-2010)
Social Network | Film Review (10-05-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 10/5 (10-05-2010)
Bowser Confuses First Amendment, Frees Peach (10-05-2010)
Silent Understanding: An Interview With Travis Stever Of Coheed And Cambria (10-05-2010)
Happy Body Slow Brain - Dreams Of Water Review (10-05-2010)
The Gay Blades - Savages Review (10-05-2010)
55 Year "United Nations" Experiment Comes To An End (10-05-2010)
Sufjan Stevens- Age Of Adz Review (10-05-2010)
NU Rowing Team Nothing Like Hydro Thunder (10-05-2010)
Editor's Note 10/5/10 (10-05-2010)
Hey, Hey, What About Me? Remember Me?, By Zac Lee (10-05-2010)
Video Shows Christie O'Donnell "Dabbled In" Al Gore (10-05-2010)
Thank God Texas’ School Shooter Was As Ineffective As Their Football Team, By Randy Moore, Husker Fan (10-05-2010)
Jimmy Eat World "Invented" | Album Review (10-05-2010)
Brandon Flowers "Flamingo" | Album Review (09-24-2010)
Of Montreal | Album Review (09-23-2010)
Azure Ray | Album Review (09-23-2010)
Nebraskans ‘Totally Fine’ With Mexican Quarterbacks (09-21-2010)
Entertainment Editor's Note 9/21 (09-21-2010)
UNL Business Student Makes A Killing Selling Sleeves At The Rec (09-21-2010)
Editor's Note 9/21/10 (09-21-2010)
Jenny And Johnny | Concert Review (09-21-2010)
John Darnielle Is Trying Not To Vanish (09-21-2010)
The Town | Film Review (09-21-2010)
Glue Sniffing Surpasses Whip Its On East Campus (09-21-2010)
U.S. Army To Invest In "Erotic Warfare" (09-21-2010)
Megafaun- Heretofore | Album Review (09-21-2010)
I Can't Believe 311 Has Sold More Albums Than Me By Conor Oberst (09-21-2010)
Angry German Filmmaker Announces "District Nein" (09-21-2010)
Roger Goodell Sees Shadow, Extends Season By 6 Weeks (09-21-2010)
Michelle And Rahm Are Just Friends, Everybody By Barack Obama (09-21-2010)
Hurley - Weezer Review (09-21-2010)
Nicole Brown Simpson's Killer Still At Large (09-21-2010)
Lady Gaga Wears Jeffery Dahmer Tribute Dress To VMAs (09-21-2010)
I'll Be A Real Cat-Lady Someday, By Mildred Romero (09-21-2010)
First-Year Psychology Student Suffers From Depression, Bipolar Disorder, Stockholm Syndrome (09-21-2010)
Report: Economy Not Good (09-20-2010)
Movie Review: Easy A (09-20-2010)
Movie Review: Winter's Bone (09-20-2010)
TV Show Recap: Mad Men (09-20-2010)
Man V. Food: Gastric Bypass Edition Less Exciting (09-20-2010)
Bo Pelini Guest Column: I Can't Wait To Parlay This Move To The Big Ten Into A Job At Ohio State (09-14-2010)
Dan Mangan | Album Review (09-08-2010)
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Just Coincidence Red Sox Fans Only Blaming Black Players For Team's Failure (09-07-2010)
Best Of Summer Movies (09-07-2010)
Jenny And Johnny Album Review (09-07-2010)
Nebraska Fans Excited To Begin Heisman Campaign For Jermarcus Hardrick (09-07-2010)
All Of Jennifer's Eggs Recalled (09-07-2010)
The American | Film Review (09-07-2010)
Bonnaroo'd (09-07-2010)
Sasquatch Music Festival (09-07-2010)
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs Review (09-07-2010)
The Pretty Reckless - Light Me Up Review (09-07-2010)
Vampire Weekend | Concert Review (09-07-2010)
Five - Time National Champion Nebraska Finally Among Elite With Move To Big 10 (09-07-2010)
Historians Call Hurricane Katrina President Bush's Katrina (09-07-2010)
Entertainment Editors Note 9/7 (09-07-2010)
Tea Time With Libertarian Louie (09-07-2010)
Student Nails 95 Drafts To Professors Door (09-07-2010)
Lutheran Church Built Somewhere Important In Middle East, No One Gets Upset (09-07-2010)
Gay Pride Parade Replaced With Straight Disappointment Festival (09-07-2010)
Texas Housewives Forced To Do Own Housework After Slaughter Of 72 Meixcan Immigrants (09-07-2010)
Editor's Note (09/0710) (09-07-2010)
Ted Stevens Indicted For Accepting Reduced Fare Plane Rides (09-07-2010)
Giant Double Glory Hole Sensation Breeds Illicit Anonymous Hugging (09-07-2010)
Chilean Miners Probably Getting Coal For Christmas (09-07-2010)
The Roots - How I Got Over Review (09-07-2010)
Lollapalooza/Son Of A Bad Man Review (09-07-2010)
TV Show Wrap-Up (09-07-2010)
Seaworld Pakistan Not As Popular As Expected (09-07-2010)
Just Coincidence Red Sox Fans Only Blaming Black Players For Teams Failures (09-07-2010)
God Of War III Review (09-07-2010)
StarCraft II Review (09-07-2010)
Dazed & Confused: MAHA Music Festival 2010 (09-06-2010)
Local Cemetery Proposes New Solution To Lincoln's Potholes (04-28-2010)
Tyler Perry Takes Helm Of "Amistad" Remake: "Ship Of Payne" (04-28-2010)
Sorority Girl Insists On Chasing Herpes Shot (04-28-2010)
The Final Farewell. (04-27-2010)
Corrupt Sudanese Election Commission Reveals New Slogan: "We're Better Than Genocide" (04-27-2010)
Ukraine Disposes Of Nuclear Material In Iran (04-27-2010)
Suh's Face Seen In Dining Hall Waffle (04-27-2010)
An Interview With Strike Gently (04-27-2010)
The Myriad Misadventures Of Liberal Mike: Return To Walden Pond (04-27-2010)
Obama Grants Gays And Lesbians Access To Watch Loved Ones Die (04-27-2010)
Local Rapist Outraged By Lack Of Contact From Authorities (04-27-2010)
Senior Having Quarter-Life Crisis Buys New Scooter, Dates 12 Year Old (04-27-2010)
Volcano Eruption In Iceland Reminds Rest Of World That Iceland Is Still A Place (04-27-2010)
Daily Nebraskan Asks Readers For Continued Support In Their Rewording Of New York Times Articles (04-27-2010)
NBA Announces Lakers, Cavaliers Final (04-27-2010)
'One Day Without Shoes' Reminds People What It's Like To Wear TOMS Shoes (04-27-2010)
Editor's Note (4/27/10) (04-27-2010)
Last U.S. Sardine Cannery Closes, Tens Of People Devastated (04-27-2010)
In Areas Of Low Census Return, Thousands Found Inexplicably Dead (04-27-2010)
With Special Olympics Approach, Lincolnites Struggle To Find Leas Offensive Name To Call 'Them' (04-27-2010)
Apple Nearly Bankrupt After Release Of MacBook ProBono (04-27-2010)
New RNC Ad To Feature Disembodied Voice Of Ronald Reagan, Michael Steele (04-27-2010)
The Late Night Menu (04-13-2010)
Approach Of Earth Day Leads To Record High Good Intentions, Wasted Time (04-13-2010)
Bored Blimp-Makers Switch Back To Hydrogen (04-13-2010)
UPC To Bring John Candy To Rococo Theater (04-13-2010)
Cechnyan Rebels Attack Subway Sandwiches (04-13-2010)
Obama Throws Ceremonial First Pitch For Nationals Opening Day, Subsequent 97 Pitches (04-13-2010)
Pelini Announces New Defensive Sets: Peso, Euro, And Jamaican Dollar (04-13-2010)
A Moment With Rickey Thenarse (04-13-2010)
Art Major Sketching Own Penis Reports 'It's Harder Than It Looks' (04-13-2010)
Dontrayeveous Rex: Buddy Backs (04-13-2010)
NCAA Investigates Alex Henery For Steroid Abuse (04-13-2010)
Can The Defense Recover From Losses In The Trenches? (04-13-2010)
Breaking Down The Quarterback Controversy (04-13-2010)
Pepsi Announces Plan To Pretend To Care About Your Health (04-13-2010)
Dubai Sells Man-Made Island To Finance New Man-Made Island (04-13-2010)
Niles Paul's New Shoes (04-13-2010)
Spring Game 2010 Preview (04-13-2010)
Editor's Note (4/13/10) (04-13-2010)
A Big Bag Of Funk: Satchel Grande (04-13-2010)
$400 Billion Government Study: ‘Recession Hitting Poor People The Hardest’ (04-13-2010)
New Film Announced: Illegal Alien Vs Sexual Predator (03-30-2010)
Obama On Funding $938 Billion Healthcare Bill: 'I Know A Guy' (03-30-2010)
Groundbreaking Research Urges Alzheimer’s Patients To Forget Everything They Know About Alzheimer’s (03-30-2010)
Top-seeded Husker Women’s Basketball Team Does Something-or-other, BUT ONLY 18 DAYS UNTIL THE SPRING GAME!! (03-30-2010)
Tea Party Activists Intentionally Contract Deadly Diseases In Attempt To “Bankrupt Obamacare” (03-30-2010)
Texas Board Of Education Votes To Place Jesus Among Founding Fathers In New Textbooks (03-30-2010)
Pope Unwilling To Defrock Priest “If 200 Deaf Boys Can't Get It Done” (03-30-2010)
United Nations Refuses Active Role In Shark Fishing Regulations, Genocides (03-30-2010)
John Boehner Leads Congressional White Caucus In Fight Against 'Racist' Tanning Salon Tax (03-30-2010)
Juicy Juice Introduces New Line Of “Bad Choicy Choice” Adult Beverages (03-30-2010)
Neihardt Council Replaces Carpet After Bathtub Dogs’ Latest 'Little Accident' (03-30-2010)
Spring Break 2010: High Altitude Training. (03-30-2010)
Editor's Note (3/30/10) (03-30-2010)
MTV's "16 And Pregnant: Afghanistan" Auditions Draw Several Thousand Applicants (03-30-2010)
Church Fears Teens May Still Use Abortion As Birth Control Instead Of Birth Control (03-30-2010)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Impotent Things Part 2: Darkness On The Corner Of First And Herman (03-30-2010)
Green Peace Chick Chains Herself To Whale (03-30-2010)
Foreign Exchange Student Only Laughing Because Everyone Else Is (03-30-2010)
Armed Forces To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" With "I'm Not Gay, You're Gay" (03-29-2010)
Navy Only Allowing Women On Submarines If They Promise To "Totally Lezz Out" (03-29-2010)
Lackluster Men's Basketball Team Forces Sports Fan To Admit Women's Team Is "pretty Okay, I Guess" (03-29-2010)
Ag Major Stoked To Learn "Tiger Farming" Exactly What It Sounds Like (03-29-2010)
California Introduces "Three Strikes, We Kill You" Law (03-09-2010)
Cheney Survives Fifth Heart Attack By Selling Last Shred Of Soul To Satan (03-09-2010)
UPC Announces Black Eyed Peas To Play Pershing Center Last Week (03-09-2010)
Student’s Class Schedule Regrettably Not In Sync With Roommate’s Masturbation Schedule (03-09-2010)
Husker Baseball Excited To Meet Expectations Set By Husker Men’s Basketball Team (03-09-2010)
Local Man Refuses To Poop In Girlfriend’s Apartment (03-09-2010)
Fox News Reports: Most Pro-choice Supporters Actually Pro-Death (03-09-2010)
National Organization For Women Unable To Prove They Don't Belong In The Kitchen (03-09-2010)
In New Russian Chat Roulette, One In Every Six Users Shoots You In The Face (03-09-2010)
Scott Brown Comes Out As Bipartisan To Parents (03-09-2010)
Charles Barkley Mistakenly Devours Box Of Rocks (03-09-2010)
Impotent Things, Part 1 (03-09-2010)
Lord GaGa To Divorce Wife (03-09-2010)
Editor's Note (3/9/10) (03-09-2010)
Those Penny-pinching Indian Folk (03-09-2010)
Nonspecific Jumbotron Proposal Ruins Lakers Fan's Life (03-09-2010)
Poll Shows Addition Of "N" To Party Name Fails To Inspire Votes (02-23-2010)
America Recalls 10 Million Toyota Consumers (02-23-2010)
Interview With The Hood Internet (02-23-2010)
Seven Boys, One Bed, Endless Possibilities (02-23-2010)
Realist Party Promises To Do Nothing At All (02-23-2010)
Large Grey Yeti Appears To Eat Olympic Skiers Halfway Through Course (02-23-2010)
Cross-Country Skiier Discovers Hill, Smashes Records (02-23-2010)
N Vision: Dick (02-23-2010)
Olympic Committee Institutes “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Policy In Doubles Luge (02-23-2010)
Student On Study Abroad Relieved He Has Yet To Associate With Any Foreigners (02-23-2010)
Silent Standoff Lasts 15 Minutes Before Professor Begrudgingly Answers Own Question (02-23-2010)
FUSION Party Profile: Meet Kiana Mathew (02-23-2010)
Editor's Note (2/23/10) (02-23-2010)
Hipster Worried No One Gets His Ironic Confederate Flag Tattoo (02-23-2010)
Renew Party Overcomes Obstacles To Become That Party No One Has Ever Heard Of (02-23-2010)
Local Bacteria Has Awkward Morning-After With Self (02-23-2010)
Double Entendre Party Promises To Make Big Splash On New Face Of UNL (02-23-2010)
Speedskater Apolo Anton Ohno Changes Name To Apolo Anton Ocho Cinco (02-09-2010)
Seeking 200 Million Viewers, NBC Renames Winter Olympics ‘All-Girl Hottie Hot Make-Out Time’ (02-09-2010)
Four Red Flags To Avoid During The Manhunt (02-09-2010)
Editor's Note (2/9/10) (02-09-2010)
Man Successfully Urinates Out Of Moving Vehicle (02-09-2010)
Interview With Susan G Cole (02-09-2010)
ESPN Reports: Saints Super Bowl Victory Fixes All Of New Orleans' Problems (02-09-2010)
College Of Engineering Celebrates 100 Years Of Teaching Students To Drive Trains (02-09-2010)
White Party-Goers Look To Sole Black Guy For Approval Every Time Rap Song Plays (02-09-2010)
PCP Is A Helluva Drug, Reports Wandering Duck With Your Mom's Face (02-09-2010)
All-American Basketball League Seeks To Restore Civility, Dignity Of All-White Sports (02-09-2010)
Obama Pledges To Talk More About Making Decisions In Second Year (02-09-2010)
Chinese Citizens Finally Free To Google Search Hot Political Issues, Porn (02-09-2010)
Guy Waiting In Line For Urinal Doesn’t Have To Go To The Bathroom (02-09-2010)
Ron Jeremy's Penis Fields Questions Following Pornography Debate (02-09-2010)
Lickety Split Sex Column - John In Miami Heat (02-09-2010)
Citing Threat To Republican Principles, French Government To Ban Nicolas Sarkozy In Public Places (02-09-2010)
America Sees Earthquake In Haiti As Wakeup Call, Thankful No One Was Hurt (01-26-2010)
Argument Severely Weakened By Box Of Cheese Nips In Left Hand (01-26-2010)
Rookie Jehovah's Witness Achieves Fabled 'Triple-Double' In Converts (01-26-2010)
City Of Lincoln Renews Contract With The Sun For Snow Removal Services (01-26-2010)
Senior Thinking Of Possibly Joining Peace Corps, Maybe (01-26-2010)
Tall, Black Student Not On Sports Team (01-26-2010)
Bum On Corner Used To Be Trapeze Artist, Fireman, Lizard (01-26-2010)
Multibillion Dollar Robotics Grant Rescinded After Prototype Fails The “Can You Fuck It?” Test (01-26-2010)
Tortured Artiste Trapped In Perfectly Healthy Relationship (01-26-2010)
Nixon Biographer Accidentally Interviews ‘Deep Throat’ Star Linda Lovelace (01-26-2010)
Demi Moore To Appear On ‘SuperNanny’ With Disobedient Ashton Kutcher (01-26-2010)
Disgraced Senator Harry Reid Ordered To Speak In ‘Negro Dialect’ For One Month (01-26-2010)
Rachel Maddow Edges Out Anderson Cooper For Sexiest Man In Journalism (01-26-2010)
Creepy Effeminate Dude Still Has Halloween Photo As Profile Pic (01-26-2010)
Editor's Note (1/26/10) (01-26-2010)
Licket Split Sex Column: Once Again, Herman To The Rescue (01-26-2010)
Fun. (01-26-2010)
13 Things Not To Do On Your 21st Birthday (01-26-2010)
Editor's Note (12/15/09) (12-15-2009)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Stop At Nothing To Get His Son Season's Hottest Gift (12-15-2009)
Santa Loses Mind After Realizing He Doesn't Exist (12-15-2009)
Serial Killer Would Kill To Watch Another Human Life Fade Away Before His Eyes (12-15-2009)
‘2 Corinthians 2 Furious’ Probably Local Teen’s Favorite Book Of Teen Bible (12-15-2009)
Tom Osborne’s Office Beginning To Get That Old People Smell (12-15-2009)
Children Wiggling On Lap Is All Mall Santa Wants For Christmas (12-15-2009)
Kwanzaa Canceled (12-15-2009)
Pagans Fear People Forgetting True Meaning Of Winter Solstice (12-15-2009)
Dementia-Ridden Grandmother Accidentally Says Something Profound (12-15-2009)
Local Dad Got Another Fucking Tie This Year (12-15-2009)
Woman Learns Her Baby Worth Its Weight In Meth (12-15-2009)
Tiny Tim Dies Of Polio (12-15-2009)
'Tis The Season For Giving, Receiving (12-15-2009)
Herman's Holiday Wish List Unveiled (12-15-2009)
World Outraged At Santa's New Catchphrase: Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night — Except The Jews (12-15-2009)
Jesus Pissed His Birthday So Close To Christmas (12-15-2009)
Warren Buffett Buys Union Pacific, Completing 1:1 Scale Train Set (12-01-2009)
Homeless Man Now Taking Debit Cards (12-01-2009)
Melting Rice 'Apparently Possible,' Reports Stoned Guy Making Rice (12-01-2009)
Freshman Takes Off Lanyard (12-01-2009)
Mormon Slut Will Hold Hands With Just About Anybody (12-01-2009)
Irritated Boyfriend Ends Tense Two-Hour Standoff Between Local Woman, Spider (12-01-2009)
Conversation Turns Awkward When Shih Tzu Walks In On Dog Joke (12-01-2009)
Local Meth Head Takes Radio Apart, Puts It Back Together, Takes It Apart, Puts It Back Together (12-01-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Thanksgiving Makes No Damn Sense (12-01-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Thanksgiving Questions Answered (12-01-2009)
Creator Of Heartwarming, Holiday-Themed Commercial Goes Home To Empty House (12-01-2009)
Reindeer Pileup Crushes Millions Of Dreams (12-01-2009)
'Paranormal Activity' Director To Flick Lights On And Off, Make Spooky Noises (12-01-2009)
Kids Lose Quiet Game (12-01-2009)
Ian McKellen To Light Big, Gay, Protest Fire Under America’s Ass (12-01-2009)
Wheelchair Soccer Match Ends In 0 Goals, 216 Hand Ball Violations (12-01-2009)
Ethiopian Child Would Have Spent Man’s 15 Cent Donation On Booze, Anyway (12-01-2009)
Women’s Basketball Team Unveils 'Jump Shot'; Game Will Never Be The Same (12-01-2009)
An Open Letter To The NU Board Of Regents From The DN Editorial Staff (12-01-2009)
Interview With Canadian Folk-Rock Band 'The Wooden Sky' (12-01-2009)
Monsanto Patents Method For Extracting Plants From Soil (11-17-2009)
Suh Crashes Truck Into Orphanage: Orphanage Cited For Being Too Close To Street (11-17-2009)
Citing Budget Woes, University Encourages Students To Only Use Meal Plans As 'Last Resort' (11-17-2009)
Interview With GWAR (11-17-2009)
Sean Hannity Proves He Can Deepthroat Entire US Constitution (11-17-2009)
Mother Unconvinced Son Is 'Just Holding It For Someone' In All 215 Facebook Photos (11-17-2009)
Doc Sadler Follows Up Mass Phone Call By Visiting Every Dorm Room On Campus In Hopes Of Selling Basketball Tickets (11-17-2009)
BET To Premiere Made-For-TV Movie 'Where My Wild Things At?' (11-17-2009)
Single Guy Totally Gets Your Relationship Problems (11-17-2009)
J.D. Salinger Crumples Up Yet Another Story About Troubled Boy From New York (11-17-2009)
Iowa’s Exotic Ice Sculpture Industry Booming After Gay Marriage Amendment (11-17-2009)
Alabama Fondly Recalls A Time When It Had Class, Slavery (11-17-2009)
Gold Hits Record High, Now Worth Twice Its Weight In Gold (11-17-2009)
Joe Biden Pretends To Be President In Press Conference To Empty Room (11-17-2009)
Release Of DJ Hero Praised By Parents Hoping To Keep Their Embarrassingly Douchie Kids Away From Public (11-17-2009)
Boyfriend’s Bedroom Mannerisms Remind Girl Fondly Of Stepfather (11-17-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Some People Are Born To Lead While Others Born To Ruin Peoples’ Days (11-17-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Things Have Felt A Lot Like Christmas Around Camp Herman Lately (11-17-2009)
Girl Passed Out On Couch Wouldn’t Dress Like That If She Didn’t Want Something (11-17-2009)
Editor's Note (11/17/09) (11-17-2009)
Study: One In Five Dentists Wouldn’t Put Colgate Brand Toothpaste Anywhere Near Their Mouth (11-17-2009)
Brendan Fraser Wears George Of The Jungle Costume For 3rd Straight Halloween (11-03-2009)
Lindbergh Baby Found Hiding In The Attic (11-03-2009)
Chairman Meow Appointed Leader Of Campus Feral Cat Population (11-03-2009)
Student Successfully Passes Off 'Family Guy' Joke As Own (11-03-2009)
Spindle Records Keeps Spinning As Vinyl Sales Speed Up (11-03-2009)
Lazy Patriot Hoping Flags Are At Half-Staff Today (11-03-2009)
Woman Falls Down Stairs Because She Can’t Fucking Learn (11-03-2009)
GM Pitches New Slogan “Cars: Fewer Minorities And Poor People Than The Bus” (11-03-2009)
Zac Lee Still Getting Laid (11-03-2009)
Royals Fan Unaware MLB Held Playoffs At End Of Every Season (11-03-2009)
Confused Dad Takes Kids To ‘Wild Things’ Starring Denise Richards And Neve Campbell (11-03-2009)
Typo Leads To Congress Passing Pubic Healthcare Option (11-03-2009)
Obama Appoints Czar Czar To Overhaul Government Czars (11-03-2009)
Gay Community Cannot Wait To Exercise Right To Die In Middle East (11-03-2009)
November Marks Advent Of Stupid Hat Season (11-03-2009)
UN Representative With Slow Translator Unsure What Everyone Is Applauding About (11-03-2009)
Homeless Child Sent To Alley Without Dinner For Sixth Night In A Row (11-03-2009)
FDA Bans Flavored Lube In Attempt To Curb Teen Pregnancy (11-03-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Halloween Was A Wet One For This Columnist (11-03-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - Sometimes A Dumb, Snobby-Ass Freshman Needs To Be Put In Her Place (11-03-2009)
Editor's Note (11/3/09) (11-03-2009)
Editor's Note (10/3/09) (10-06-2009)
Perfectly Preserved 1950s Small Town Discovered In Western Nebraska (10-06-2009)
Duck Census Challenges Core Beliefs Of Ducks Unlimited (10-06-2009)
Learned Man Pronounces ‘learned’ Like A Bitch (10-06-2009)
Homeless Man Enjoys Prestige That Comes With Being Mistaken For English Professor (10-06-2009)
In Hilarious Blunder, Local Teen Has Two Dates To Big Dance (10-06-2009)
Drunken Man Loses Balance On “O” Street, Liu Kang Finishes Him (10-06-2009)
Guy Writing Rape Story In Your Fiction Class Probably Means Business (10-06-2009)
Sports Writers' Union Admits To Writing Same Three Football Stories For Past 80 Years (10-06-2009)
Woman Lives Vicariously Through Yorkshire Terrier (10-06-2009)
Republican Dog Shits First, Asks Questions Later (10-06-2009)
Led Zeppelin Tattoo Not As Cool As Guy With Led Zeppelin Tattoo Thinks It Is (10-06-2009)
Porn Industry Plans To Take Great Care Of Your Estranged Daughter (10-06-2009)
Obama Asks Gov Paterson To Step Aside, No, The Other Way, OK, Now You’re Outside (10-06-2009)
Husband’s Bad Attitude Ruins Lovely Evening On The Town (10-06-2009)
KKK To Don Throwbacks To Commemorate 300th Consecutive Meeting Without Someone Forgetting To Bring Snacks (10-06-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - A Plea For T.O. To Stop Sucking It Up (10-06-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column - Painting The Perfect Scene To Whip It Out, Herman Style (10-06-2009)
Chuck Klosterman Interview With Exclusive Excerpt From Upcoming Book "Eating The Dinosaur" (10-06-2009)
Drunk Student Can’t Believe We Never Go To Lazzari's (09-22-2009)
Editor's Note (9/22/09) (09-22-2009)
Despite Extensive, Self-Made List Of “Han-Like” Qualities, “Star Wars” Fan Has Most In Common With C-3PO (09-22-2009)
Hannah Montana Catches Rare Disease That Only Merchandise Sales Can Cure (09-22-2009)
Patrick Swayze To Star In “Ghost” Sequel (09-22-2009)
House Urges Joe Wilson To Use Inside Voice, Turn On Listening Ears (09-22-2009)
Neighbor’s Dogs Outraged To See You Going Outside (09-22-2009)
Study: Misogyny Up Nationwide, According To Some Dumb Bitch (09-22-2009)
Fallen Fat Man Finds New Appreciation For Turtles (09-22-2009)
Hipster Scientist Engineers Lowest-Ever V-Neck Shirt (09-22-2009)
UNL Athletic Department Totally Feeling The Budget Cuts Too, You Guys (09-22-2009)
Creepy Guy At Your Little Sister’s Soccer Game There For Love Of The Sport (09-22-2009)
Small Town Has A Lot Going On, Reports Every Visiting Politician (09-22-2009)
Chad Ocho Cinco Spills Chad Ocho Drinko (09-22-2009)
MLK’s Son Finally Judged By Content Of His Character, Wishes Dad Had Set Different Standard (09-22-2009)
Beneath Bed Sheets May Be Only Safe Haven From Expected Boogie Man Attacks (09-22-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs - A Balancing Act: America And Egg Rolls (09-22-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Burning Questions Answered (09-22-2009)
Interview With Peasant (09-22-2009)
Swine Flu Most Likely To Strike Students With Incredibly Improbable Number Of Dead Relatives (09-08-2009)
Economists: Stimulating The Economy Is Simple – Just Find The E-Spot (09-08-2009)
Lickety Split Sex Column: Jaguar In A Silk Robe (09-08-2009)
"UP" DVD Release May Traumatize Kids Whose Grandfathers Were Carried Away By Balloons (09-08-2009)
Rest Of 1970's To Play Next Year's State Fair (09-08-2009)
Joaquin Phoenix Forgoes Budding Rap Career, Decides To Become Unicorn Instead (09-08-2009)
Korean Student Association Designs Badminton Shuttlecock Capable Of Striking Basketball Courts (09-08-2009)
Area Man Can't Believe There Are Two Koreas (09-08-2009)
Architecture Student Wants You To Know How Little He’s Slept This Week (09-08-2009)
Man Tries To Remove Gerbil From Own Rectum With Cat, Now Needs Dog (09-08-2009)
FBI Reveal ‘Handgun Killer’ Repeatedly Shoots Bullets From Handgun Into Victims (09-08-2009)
Adults Unable To Grasp Even Basics Of New Kids Cereal (09-08-2009)
Seattle Pre-Intelligencer Unsurprised By Collapse Of Rival Paper (09-08-2009)
Film Studies Major Enjoys Career With Panera Bread (09-08-2009)
White House Begins More Liberal Anti-drug Campaign: “Meth Okay, But Just This Once.” (09-08-2009)
Hurricane Nigel Stays Off Coast, Yells British Insults At Florida (09-08-2009)
TLC To Debut 'Jon Minus Nine' (09-08-2009)
Interview With Bill Scheft (09-08-2009)
The Rice And Wrongs: Apologetic Asian: I'm Really Sorry (09-08-2009)
Joe Garden Guest Editorial: Is This Thing Still Around? (09-08-2009)
Editor's Note (9/8/09) (09-08-2009)
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Hipster’s Testicles Win Legal Emancipation After Years Of Tight-jean Abuse (11-25-2008)
Unitarian Church Excommunicates Student For Having Specific Beliefs (11-25-2008)
Editor's Note (11/25/08) (11-25-2008)
Safe Haven Law Offers Alternative To Public Pools During Winter Months, Parents Say (11-25-2008)
Meeting Of OxiClean Guy And ShamWow Guy Results In Extremely Clean, Dry Battle (11-25-2008)
Man Finds True Love On JuicyCampus (11-25-2008)
Competition Shrinks Rapidly In Russian Roulette Championships (11-25-2008)
McDonald’s Introduces Pre-blended Value Meals To Solve Chewing Hassle (11-25-2008)
Boy Who Shot Father Recruited To ‘Halo 3’ Team (11-25-2008)
Plan To Enrich Self While Studying Abroad Falters When Student Realizes Other Countries Have Bars, Too (11-25-2008)
Poll: 73% Of Penises ‘Above Average’ (11-25-2008)
Failed High Five Shames Two, Ruins ‘Totally Awesome’ Moment (11-25-2008)
Ailing Economy Causes Unprecedented Woes For Rich Kids Pretending To Be Poor (11-25-2008)
Man Sues Over Libelous Autobiography (11-25-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: A Little Lesson On Being Thankful, Giving Back (11-25-2008)
The Doctor Is Always On F*cking Time (11-25-2008)
The DailyER Talks With 'Oxford Collapse' Guitarist And Lead Vocalist, Michael Pace (11-25-2008)
Editor's Note (11/11/2008) (11-11-2008)
Rainbow Road Declared Structurally Unsound By Mushroom Kingdom Road Commission (11-11-2008)
Drunken Obama Equally Charismatic (11-11-2008)
Studies Find Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthin’ To Fuck Wit (11-11-2008)
Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sells On EBay (11-11-2008)
McCain Prefers Holiday Inn To Hanoi Hilton (11-11-2008)
Crazy Can Man Finally Raises Enough Money To Lease Apartment (11-11-2008)
Area Family Finishes Game Of Monopoly (11-11-2008)
Honor Student Pressures Pothead Friend To Try UCARE (11-11-2008)
Bomb Threats Sent In Advance For Next Controversial Speaker (11-11-2008)
No News Turns Out To Be Bad News (11-11-2008)
Daredevil Paraplegic Takes The Stairs (11-11-2008)
Abortion Organization Finds Depressed Feti Are Aborting Themselves (11-11-2008)
Student Changes Facebook 9 Times A Day (11-11-2008)
Huge Crowd With Nothing Else Better To Do Watches Beached Whale Die (11-11-2008)
NASA Motivational Poster: ‘It’s Not Rocket Science!’ Fails To Increase Morale (11-11-2008)
English Major Smoking 2-foot-long Cigarette Asserts Lordship Over Andrews Hall (11-11-2008)
The Doctor Hates Women, But Won’t Screw A Dude (11-11-2008)
The Rice And The Wrongs: Discrimination Not Stuck In The Past (11-11-2008)
The DailyER Talks With Jeanie Schroder, Bassist, Sousaphonist And Vocalist Of DeVotchKa (11-11-2008)
Dining Halls To Replace Wasteful Trays, Plates, Silverware With Troughs (10-28-2008)
Editor's Note (10/28/08) (10-28-2008)
UNL LGBTQA To Assimilate Entire Alphabet By 2010 (10-28-2008)
‘Joe The Plumber’ Cut During Auditions For Village People (10-28-2008)
Michael Phelps Closing Fast In Final Moments Of Presidential Elections (10-28-2008)
Dyslexic Atheists Sue Untied Church Of Dog (10-28-2008)
Woman Confused As To Why Boyfriend Is Upset With Castration (10-28-2008)
‘Mad Money’ Accurately Depicts Stock Market For First Time In Show’s History (10-28-2008)
Biden Drops Baby: Mother, Obama Supporter, ‘Honored’ (10-28-2008)
Alpha Delta Upset Fellow Frat Bros Also Dressing Like The Joker For Halloween (10-28-2008)
America Demands China To Recall Chopsticks: ‘They Don’t Work Good’ (10-28-2008)
Frantic Congress Announces All Money Now Worth Double (10-28-2008)
Creative Writing Student’s Story Contains Happy Ending (10-28-2008)
Car Crashes Into Sheldon Window: Exhibit Opens To Rave Reviews (10-28-2008)
Poll: 67% Of Americans Prefer SNL Sara Palin (10-28-2008)
The Doctor Is Still Here, Broke (10-28-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Tattoo Inspires, Despite The Scar (10-28-2008)
The DailyER Talks With Folk Singer Daniel Martin Moore (10-28-2008)
David Byrne, Ex-Head Blows Some Heads Off: Live At Kewit Hall In Omaha 10/17/08 (10-28-2008)
Interview With Daniel Martin Moore (10-25-2008)
Candidate Justifies Complicated Policy Decision With A Single Anecdote (10-14-2008)
Marine Corps Beats Peace Corps In Annual Softball Game (10-14-2008)
McCain Promises Nation’s Youth Hard Candies If Elected (10-14-2008)
8-Second Pre-meal Prayer Saves Student From Eternal Damnation (10-14-2008)
Director Of “Star Wars Kid” And “Eli Porter: I’m Tha Best, Mayne” Plans Next Big-budget YouTube Sensation (10-14-2008)
Editor's Note (10/14/2008) (10-14-2008)
Nebraska Tourism Website Adds Quick, Helpful Link To California Tourism Site (10-14-2008)
New Version Of Photoshop Still Unable To Make Steve Buscemi Remotely Attractive (10-14-2008)
Pelini, Callahan Share Awkward Exchange (10-14-2008)
Darn Right Sarah Palin Will Betcha She’s [words To Fill Space] Good At Memorizing (10-14-2008)
Anti-lobbyist Lobby Lobbies Against Washington Lobbying (10-14-2008)
The DailyER Talks With David Bazan Of Pedro The Lion And Headphones. (10-14-2008)
Cannibal Disappointed By Chili’s Baby Back Ribs (10-14-2008)
Lincoln Kitten Saves Firefighter (10-14-2008)
Blondes Refuse To Enter Burnett Hall (10-14-2008)
The Doctor Is Deceased (10-14-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Still A Prosperous Time To Be College Student, Despite The Down Economy (10-14-2008)
2015 Vision, ‘Aw F*ck It’, Approved (10-14-2008)
Christian Student Would Just Like To Ask You A Couple Of Questions (09-30-2008)
12 Percent Of Americans Believe Barack Obama To Be Malevolent Space Lizard (09-30-2008)
Younger Sister Defies Repeated Warnings To Stop Hitting Self (09-30-2008)
Swimmer Inspires Nation By Swimming Slightly Faster Than Opponents (09-30-2008)
Trojan Introduces New ‘His Pleasure’ Condoms (09-30-2008)
Popular Metal Musician Admits To Lifelong Impediment (09-30-2008)
Editor's Note (9/30/08) (09-30-2008)
Gay Model Kicked Off Photo Shoot (09-30-2008)
Friend Of Homosexual Not Sure If He’s Allowed To Make Gay Joke Yet (09-30-2008)
Bush Coasting To End Of Presidency, Planning Tricks (09-30-2008)
Grandmother Impressed By Number Of Blacks Going To College These Days (09-30-2008)
Wedding Rings Worth More Than Institution Of Marriage (09-30-2008)
Left-handed Person’s Greatest Accomplishment Remains Left-handedness (09-30-2008)
Aspiring Existentalist On Hunt To Find Reason To Search For Self (09-30-2008)
The Rice And Wrongs: Learning The Rice And Wrongs (09-30-2008)
Dr. Rodger Is Back, Mother-f***ers! (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With 'South Park' Animation Director, Ryan Quincy (09-30-2008)
The DailyER Talks With The Nation's 'Foxiest' Democrat, Scott Kleeb (09-30-2008)
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Editor's Note (3/4/2008) (03-04-2008)
UNL Eyes State Fair Park For Fertile Memorial Grounds (02-19-2008)
Prophets Jesus, Mohammed Faceoff In Holy Scriptures Sales Competition (02-19-2008)
Editor's Note (2/19/2008) (02-19-2008)
Satire Is Easy! (02-19-2008)
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