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Growing up in Nigeria, I heard many stories about the kindness, generosity and good will of the American people. You have all disappointed…
Hello, world. It’s been a while! I just wanted everyone to know that my cats and I, particularly that minx Spartacus, have been…
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Yesterday was Career Day in Miss Hoffman’s Kindergarten class, and if this year’s class is anything to go by, there’ll be a lot of depressed people at the…
In what proved to be a miraculous day for local Arby’s employees, former employee Jesse Clemons returned from college and blessed the minimum wage job with his knowledge.…
Following a series of contentious debates, the House of Representatives appeared to reach a compromise on immigration Friday. Speaker of the House John Boehner, visibly pleased with…
The AA baseball team formerly known as the Birmingham Black People, recently forced to change their mascot due to controversy, have now adopted the team name “The Second…
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In the midst of cyber-espionage attacks from China, the US government keeps stumbling upon fantastic prizes across the internet. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel issued a public statement…
The restaurant was packed on what seemed to be a normal night at Lou’s Diner. Families celebrated birthdays and anniversaries. Laughter and revelry could be heard throughout the…
Just in time for the holiday season, Guantanamo Bay has declared that its highly secured doors will open for this year’s wave of spring breakers. Crowds of all…
In an unprecedented act of kindness and generosity, the North Korean government has given a massive, beautifully-crafted wooden horse to South Korea. “We are very excited to receive…
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In a strange turn of events, the interim Athletic Director at Rutgers, Carl Kirschner, announced plans to form a varsity dodgeball team. “Mike Rice has…
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According to recent reports, Jenny Fishburn, a sophomore general studies major and self-described princess, is as…
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Yesterday was Career Day in Miss Hoffman’s Kindergarten class, and if this year’s class is anything…
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In the midst of cyber-espionage attacks from China, the US government keeps stumbling upon fantastic prizes…
Sports View all
In a strange turn of events, the interim Athletic Director at Rutgers, Carl Kirschner, announced plans…